Verne Troyer and Omarosa pose together at an event at Avalon in Hollywood.

Everyone’s getting their sisters in on the action!

Stephanie Pratt started showing up on The Hills last season, and it looks like Holly Montag — who’s Joe Francis’ new assistant — will be showing up THIS season. She’s started to pop up on red carpets next to Heidi.

Sisters are totally this season’s hottest accessory. They’re the new baby!

Who’s the hotter Montag sister?

Look, it was amusing for the first few “cycles,” but when you’re turning to trannies as a ratings ploy, I believe you’ve officially jumped the shark. Time to move on, Ty-Ty baby.

The CW had strong Monday and Tuesday nights with the Gossip Girl and 90210 premieres, but the premiere of America’s Next Top Model: Tranny Edition crashed and burned. Ratings were down 11% from last February’s cycle, and down 32% from last September in the adult demo. Among the network’s all-important 18-34 demo, the number were even worse. It marks the lowest-rated premiere since the show debuted in 2003 on UPN.

Some optimists are theorizing that the CW spent so much money advertising the premieres of GG and 9-0 that ANTM got left in the dust. But I think America is finally over this show. Eleven seasons is no small feat, but it may be time to call it quits.

What do you guys think?

“I just got off the phone with Lynne. I can tell you that she hasn’t sent her any gifts, but that she does support Sarah and, of course, can empathize with their situation,” says Curt Handling, Spears’ publicist at the Thomas Nelson publishing company.

This is contrary to news reports that circulated yesterday that Jamie-Lynn and Co. had sent a bunch of baby shit from Petit Tresor to Bristol Palin.

How would any of the Spears clan have time to send anything to Bristol Palin? They’re all much too busy airing their dirty laundry publicly these days.

But a laudable move by the PR folks over at Petit Tresor, indeed.

A Playboy Playmate that David Spade had sex with, like, twice popped out his child in Missouri last week, and he’d like everyone to know that, at some point, he will get around to seeing this child.

“David and Jillian [Grace] have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement,” said David’s rep.

I just feel like this is a statement that could have been better phrased. Like, the first part just kind of sounds like they’ve been on the phone arguing over paternity and potential child support every night for the past nine months, and the second part just makes David look like someone who is only tangentially interested in his the birth of his child.

I think David’s still waiting for the results of the paternity test before he spends any money on plane tickets …

And since you all know what David Spade looks like, I’ve decided to include here the photo of Jillian Grace, with whom he had sex. This photo is obvs pre-preggers. Oh, and in case anyone cares, Jillian is 22 and David is 45. So, ew, kinda.

Okay, okay, so she doesn’t actually say that, but if the Daily Mail is to be believed, it’s pretty much the underlying message of Lynne Spears’ new tell-all about what a trainwreck Britney was growing up. The Mail claims they were leaked a copy of the book, Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World. Here’s some of what they have to say about its contents.

Lynne Spears claims Britney was drinking not long after joining joined Disney’s Mickey Mouse Club, a U.S. variety television show.

Mrs Spears also says her daughter lost her virginity aged 14 to an 18-year-old high school football player soon after she quit the programme.

A source has told how Britney was dating the football star while at school, and how her mother encouraged the relationship because she thought it would make her more popular.

The budding singer spent a lot of time at her boyfriend’s house and eventually lost her virginity there.

Her mother later admitted she regretted allowing her to date an older boy but still allowed her to share her bedroom with new boyfriend, Justin Timberlake.

Mrs Spears was said to be sure the teenagers were having sex.

She did not raise any objections because she thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.

The book also reveals that she knew Britney, then 15, was experimenting with drugs when she went to Los Angeles to record her breakthrough album ‘Baby One More Time’.

She thought she was going through the typical teenage problems, but they seemed to be more than that, when the singer was allegedly caught boarding a private plane aged 16, cocaine and marijuana was found in her bag.

Britney was caught by her mother drinking alcohol as young as 13 but she reportedly didn’t mind her children drinking as long as she was there.

She appeared to have little control over her daughter’s party lifestyle, and by the age of 16, Britney was frequenting bars in New Orleans with her brother Bryan, who is five years older than her.

Um, so, I’ll start by saying I don’t know if any of this is actually in the book. For starters, Lynne Spears hasn’t been “Mrs.” Spears since 2002, so that should give you some insight into how much research they’ve done over there at the Daily Mail.

But if it is true?

Why admit to all this stuff in print?

Is Lynne trying to take responsibility for the trainwreck of Britney’s life, or is she just that obsessed with making a buck off this stupid memoir?

For everyone’s sake, I kind of hope this shit is made up. It’s not going to do anyone, least of all Britney, any good to have this shit out there as she’s trying to get her life back together.

Ever since dumping that crazy conman Rafaello Follieri, Anne Hathaway’s fashion choices have been phenomenal.

How freakin’ amazing does she look at the Venice Film Festival premiere of her new film, Rachel Getting Married?

And it’s not just the dress that’s getting rave reviews!

The film is already generating Oscar buzz for Anne, who plays a drug addict who leaves rehab to attend her sister’s wedding.

“An award-worthy Anne Hathaway gives the story a clear central focus,” wrote the Hollywood Reporter, while Variety called her “fragile, angry, superb.”

Quite a jump from playing pretty princesses!