This was kind of a win/win situation for the producers of Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

Scenario 1: The MPAA approves this promo poster, and everybody writes about it.
Scenario 2: The MPAA does not approve this promo poster, and everybody writes about it.

“When you’ve got the word ‘porno’ in the title, naturally, the marketing materials are gonna be scrutinized more closely by the MPAA,” says the director, Kevin Smith. “I understand they’ve got a job to do, but c’mon…this image isn’t that dirty; they’re both fully clad.”

The poster was, however, approved for use in Canada.

“I’ve always loved Canada and Canadians for giving us hockey,” says Smith. “Now, I love ‘em just a little bit more. For allowing tufts of hair.”

Oh, and just so you don’t have to tear your hair out trying to figure out where you’ve seen Elizabeth Banks — besides in a Kevin Smith flick — she played that doctor chick that Zach Braff knocked up on Scrubs.

Heh.

I’m kidding. The Jennifer-Aniston-Fails-at-Relationships jokes will never get old for me. Mostly because they make me feel better about myself.

These are actually pics from her shooting her guest appearance on 30 Rock in NYC.

Killer stems, girl.

Whatever’s going on with Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel behind the scenes, they still look to be very much in love on the red carpet.

Tila and Courtenay made yet another red carpet appearance at the 944 party in Hollywood last night.

You know, for all the photos we see of these two on the red carpet, I have yet to see one of them spending time together anywhere else. I’m just saying.

Unlikely leading man Jonah Hill proclaims his love for “Nancy” with a new tattoo — probably fake, right? — while running errands in WeHo.

Who’s this Nancy character?? Inquiring minds want to know!

Kelly Osbourne walks around Manhattan with her boyfriend, model Luke Worrell.

Hey, Luke, is that a cell phone in your pocket or … oh, yeah, that’s definitely just a cell phone in your pocket. I’m just jealous because I wish I looked that good in tight jeans.

Another day, another report that things aren’t going so well for Usher and his diva of a wife, Tameka Foster.

The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that the two have separated, despite the fact that Tameka’s reportedly expecting their second kid in December.

This isn’t the first time we’ve heard this rumor, so take it with a grain of salt.

Levi Johnston has a “Bristol” tat on his ring finger.

I mean, a little white trashy, but in that endearing white trashy sort of way.