Your Kid’s Not Really All That Bad
Monday, September 29th, 2008“A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.”
“A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.”
“I’ll go home and I’ll curl up in a ball and I’ll cry. I’m not kidding. I’ll just cry.”
Michael Buble, on his breakup with actress Emily Blunt, whom he calls “a substantial person and amazing still … Top girl. Top class.”
Awwwwwwww.
Tear.
Yes, it’s true.
On November 7, software developer Eidos will release the America’s Next Top Model video game for Nintendo DS. The player will guide one aspiring model through photo shots, runway walking and challenges, with the goal of being the last woman (or transgendered individual!) standing.
My first instinct is to rant about this, but I have to admit that it’s nice to see the gaming industry focusing some attention on young women.
I think this sort of thing would be really fun with Nintendo Wii, where you could have players actually do a runway walk.
News just broke earlier this month that Candace Bushnell would be penning a series of books about a younger Carrie Bradshaw — her high-school years and whatnot — and already we’re hearing rumors that Miley Cyrus wants the main role.
“I think she’s adorable,” says Candace, when asked about the possibility. “The books aren’t going to come out until 2010, so it’s just too soon to predict anything—but again, I think she’s adorable.â€
Hmmm.
Who do you guys think should play a teenage Carrie Bradshaw?
My vote: PLEASE GOD NOT DAKOTA FANNING.
The House failed to pass the $700B bailout plan for Wall Street.
As a result, the Dow Jones industrials plunged nearly 800 points, the most ever for a single day.
Yay economy!
Heh.
So I’m making out with my dog the other day and one of my girlfriends is like, “Dude, look, someone has to tell you this: If I were a guy, I wouldn’t want to kiss you — ever — after watching you do that. You should know that.”
But whatever.
I’d rather get it on with my dog than some loser guy. At least I know Leo won’t finish before I do. He’s neutered, you know.
Here’s Aubrey getting sloppy with her puppy at an event for Sheiki at The Ivy in San Diego.