News just broke earlier this month that Candace Bushnell would be penning a series of books about a younger Carrie Bradshaw — her high-school years and whatnot — and already we’re hearing rumors that Miley Cyrus wants the main role.

“I think she’s adorable,” says Candace, when asked about the possibility. “The books aren’t going to come out until 2010, so it’s just too soon to predict anything—but again, I think she’s adorable.”

Hmmm.

Who do you guys think should play a teenage Carrie Bradshaw?

My vote: PLEASE GOD NOT DAKOTA FANNING.

The House failed to pass the $700B bailout plan for Wall Street.

As a result, the Dow Jones industrials plunged nearly 800 points, the most ever for a single day.

Yay economy!

Heh.

So I’m making out with my dog the other day and one of my girlfriends is like, “Dude, look, someone has to tell you this: If I were a guy, I wouldn’t want to kiss you — ever — after watching you do that. You should know that.”

But whatever.

I’d rather get it on with my dog than some loser guy. At least I know Leo won’t finish before I do. He’s neutered, you know.

Here’s Aubrey getting sloppy with her puppy at an event for Sheiki at The Ivy in San Diego.

Oh, happy, happy day!

Britney Spears told Z100 in New York today that she plans to tour in 2009!

“Oh, definitely next year,” she said when asked about touring possibilities. “Probably around the world.”

You hear that? AROUND THE WORLD!

I have been meaning to get some international travel in. I am totally going to be a worldwide Britney Spears groupie in 2009. Seriously I am going to hand over Evil Beet to Leo and launch a blog dedicated to my travels of following Britney from country to country. I’ll be like those people who backpack through Europe and stay in hostels except for I will spend way less time in art museums and coffee shops and way more time at BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERTS!!!

I’m soooooo psyched!

Who’s coming with me????

But there’s nothing stopping us from running the naked painting of Sarah Palin hanging in a Chicago area bar.

It’s art! Look at me, supporting unknown local artists. I’m like the National Endowment for the Arts or some shit.

Uncensored feminism is after the jump.

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Now they’re both out!

Travis Barker was released from Doctors Hospital in Augusta this morning, after being treated for burns sustained in the plane crash earlier this month.

“Travis is in good condition and was discharged this morning,” said a spokesperson for the hospital. “He has left Augusta.”

I wonder when he and/or DJ AM will begin talking about the crash.

Definitely sending lots of positive, get-better energy to the two of them.

After breaking all our hearts by splitting up, it looks like Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have reconciled, and are back in each other’s hearts and pants.

Cameras caught the two of them holding hands and looking very much together in LA this weekend.

As much as I hate Jimmy Kimmel, this is kind of heart warming. It’s like when I heard Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling got back together. You just hate to see true love broken apart.

Once again aiming to hire the performer least likely to reveal an erogenous zone on live television, the NFL has selected Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to headline at this year’s Super Bowl in Tampa.

Thoughts?