… when we told you to ditch the bright red lipstick.

Sigh.

At least you’re bringing attention to an important cause.

Here’s Christina and her hubby at a Rock the Vote event in the Hollywood Hills.

Rumer Willis was there, too, giving the Obama campaign the touch of class it so sorely needed by sporting an “Obama for yo mama” tee.

Forget everything you thought you knew!

Lindsay Lohan is NOT getting all gay with Samantha Ronson.

Do you know how I know this … for a fact?

Her publicist said so.

Lohan’s publicist is shooting down the media’s spin that what came forth late Sunday evening was her client coming out as a lesbian. “There was no confession,” Leslie Sloane-Zelnik tells TVGuide.com. So, Linds was merely copping to a close friendship with SamRo? “Yes,” says Zelnik.

You know she’s just holding out for someone to pay her to say it. Hopefully she’ll get more than Clay Aiken’s measly $500K.

“When I go out, go to dinner, I go out with friends, and we stay to ourselves. I don’t think of myself as a sex symbol. My mom is by far the most important woman in my life.”

Michael Phelps, totally lying, in an interview with People.

Listen to it here!!!!

WHAT DO WE THINK???

I actually quite like it.

The club remixes are gonna be freakin’ awesome, I can tell you already.

HOORAY FOR THE BRITNEY COMEBACK!!!

Here’s a clip of Paris on The View on Thursday.

Skip to around 5:20, where Joy Behar assumes that Paris Hilton won’t be allowed to vote because of her brief jail stint for driving with a suspended license.

Whoopi Goldberg shoots her down on that, adding that “the only felony crime in this room is this ridiculous Ed Hardy shirt I’m wearing.” No, no. She didn’t say that. But someone really should have.

Jessica and Justin pose for a “candid” paparazzi shot while on vacation in Italy.

It’s heeeeeeeeeeeere!

The film’s been delayed time and time again, but, at long last, the very first trailer for the feel-good Hitler-assassinating film of the year, Valkyrie, starring one Tom Cruise has been released.

What do you guys think?

Will you see it?