Your Daily SamLo

September 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet


New pics of the happy couple on vacay in Mexico.

And, don’t worry, I expanded all the sections that you want to scrutinize. I’m thoughtful like that.


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29 Responses to “Your Daily SamLo”

  1. Andy Ontario Says:

    It’s the least you can do for us since p*rn is history now, along with some readers who might switch to an adult blog.

  2. kenya Says:

    why?? why?? why??!! now, im just going blind and i just threw up in my mouth..

  3. luvvb Says:

    these two are just too cute…question–the bikini lindsay is wearing seems to be the more conservitive one, yes? cut, color/print-wise. hmm go figure. GO LINDSAY!
    *hearts*

  4. luvvb Says:

    these two are just tooo cute. is lindsay s bikini the more conservitive : cut, color/print wise? hmmm surprising, never would’ve guessed. GO LINDSAY!

  5. Playa del Rey Says:

    WOW! Sam looks kinda cute as a girl

  6. mi Says:

    what is the deal with the horrible shoes?!

  7. mcbiscuit Says:

    I notice that SamRo is wearing the same bikini as yesterday, while Linds has a fresh one on. What are we to make of this? Further evidence it is a borrowed bikini? She couldn’t bring herself to buy another one? She washed it out in the shower last night? (do rich people do that?). Maybe Linds ate a dodgy tamale and skidded yesterday’s pair. I just don’t know what to think. But I will be tuning in with interest to see what they gals wear tomorrow. Perhaps they’ll swap…

  8. Shiri Says:

    Blah, they’re skinny and all, but they don’t look good here. Seriously, those pictures are proof that a decent meal once in a while will make wonders for your body.

  9. Norma Says:

    even wearing girl clothes doesn’t make sam look like a female of the human variety

  10. PWS Says:

    Beet, thank you for accepting the gay lifestyle. You are great!

  11. step Says:

    @mcbiscuit: you need new glasses. both are wearing different bikinis than yesterday. samantha’s bikinis on both days have been by JG4B (and those are in fashion and expensive). and you seem to have very primitive understanding of samantha as a person. the fact that nowadays she prefers to wear sneakers and jeans and t-shirts in public does not mean that she does not like to wear bikinis or can’t wear a dress or a skirt now and then. she has done the latter, btw and looked great.

  12. splaura Says:

    @ mcbiscuit: Sam isn’t wearing the same bikini as yesterday, so unless she borrowed both from Lindsay, it kinda kills that theory.

  13. purplemonkeypaws Says:

    Whats wrong with only having one swim suit? I don’t even have one!
    The last time I went shopping all they had were skimpy little things for girls with no ass, or maternity suits….So I guess I’ll have to either lose weight, or get knocked up.
    I’m not that ambitious…

  14. jho Says:

    lohan’s boobs look small in those pics. i wonder what size they really are, because she has such a small frame…could she be a B cup but they just look big on her because of her body size?

  15. T&S Says:

    im judging sams body she actually has more hips then lindsay but she doesnt have an ass but thats the sam ronson look how weird would be if she had an ass an double ds overall she has a nice body

  16. T&S Says:

    oh and shes 31 lindsay is like 22

  17. jinx Says:

    heh… skinny bitches on the beach.

    is that crazy mom lohan in the bottom left corner?

  18. Schmillian Says:

    I love that you expandend the sections of interest! You know how I think. That is why your gossip website it the BEST!!!! And trust me, I read a lot of them………..because I have an office job.

  19. Caz2 Says:

    Lindsay has a slammin body. I’m very, very jealous.

  20. keightlynn Says:

    Why does Sam always looks so gangly and awkward? Lindsay does a have a rockin’ bod though.

  21. trixie Says:

    Linds is very hotttt!!!! thank you beet for our daily SamLo ;D

  22. iris Says:

    samantha is nog wearing the same bikini as yesterday!

  23. PiratePete Says:

    Thank you Beet that’s very considerate! The interesting thing about Sam is that the indivual parts looks better than the whole.

  24. verbatim Says:

    God… I don’t see two women. I see two stick figures. Skinsey can’t be far off a size 0 now. Ew. Does NOT look good in a bikini.

  25. Señor Loco Says:

    SamRo: “Ohhhhh Popeye!!!!!”

  26. ew Says:

    lindsay actually look pretty good. she finally got rid of those fat ass thunder thighs she was sporting in mean girls. n if it wasn’t for her scoliosis sam would pretty good too.

  27. Anonymous Says:

    lindsay is adorable!

  28. rhoniluv Says:

    alls i gots ta say is SamRo must taste like grape Jell-O. and we all know that kids go ape for grape J-E-L-L-O!

  29. Grace Says:

    I think they both look good. I would be happy if I looked that good in a bikini. I don’t think it would harm either of them to gain weight, but neither of them looks unhealthy. I’m interested to see that Lindsay has such boyish hips. I’d never noticed that before.

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