Caption This

September 30th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Suri Cruise wishes everybody would just be quiet for a minute, as she attempts to get into the car following an outing with her parents.


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25 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. Don’t tell anyone but I caught Daddy spooning with Clay Aiken.

  2. iiirene says:

    shes sooo cute!

  3. DailyBeetReader says:

    Shhhhhh!!! Don’t tell mommy I put a booger in her hair.

  4. Liberty says:

    Oh my God, am I the only one who thinks she looks totally freaking creepy??? It’s like “sshh….the clowns will eat you.”

    My God.

  5. Steve Johnson says:

    “I see dead people.”

  6. Sparkley bitch says:

    LMFAO @ Liberty! Totally agree.. She is adorable but kinda also like damian. You could imagine waking up with her stood at the side of your bed watching you sleep, head down there your like “whats wrong honey” and she looks up and her eyeballs are all white and shes all possesed and Shit!… er…i think watch too many crap horror films.

  7. quirkygirlkitten says:

    “sshhhh! don’t tell daddy that mommy bought a gun.”

  8. indigo says:

    omg! I thought I was the only who got creeped out by this kid! Total Damien vibe going on there.

  9. beefy says:

    “Side Effects of Silent Birth”

  10. Hyatt Riot says:

    A lot of famous people manage to keep their kids out of the spotlight. I am beginning to think Katie is another Denise Richards exploiting this poor child. Some normalcy would be nice.

  11. slouchy says:

    “Don’t tell anyone, but I packed my Hello Kitty suitcase and I’m running away from home this weekend.”

  12. Jess says:

    I always think she looks soooo sad in evey pic. My kid is her age and mine smiles all the time.. ive never seen a pic of her smiling.

  13. sweetndandy says:

    If Hollywood want to do ‘THE OMEN SUPREMACY’ this poor child should star in it as she has a great mentor, her father…….This little girl sends cats crawling up my spine.

  14. rockcriedout says:

    to be honest, I’m just amazed that the spawn of both tom and katie managed to turn out like a normal kid.

    she’s a bit creepy, but she hates all the cameras and weird people following her around, and in my opinion, that’s normal for a kid her age.

  15. momster says:

    I think Suri is adorable and I bet she just wishes people would shut up and leave her alone. But what’re you gonna do when your parents call the paps everytime they leave the house?

    I agree w/Jess. She always looks so sad. My youngest daughter is her age and she is all the time smiling, too (when she is not throwing herself on the floor screaming), but maybe that’s b/c she has a bunch of sibs keeping her entertained all the time. Poor Suri just needs some good friends!

  16. celeb spawnimator says:

    Shhhhhh, wait ’till you see how daddy walks tomorrow. Mommy just bought the biggest strap-on……

  17. motissa says:

    it took an hour
    maybe a day
    but once i really listened
    the noise
    just went away
    -Liz Phair

  18. Caz2 says:

    She’s so sweet :)

  19. klorofyllning says:

    oh so sad! Suri probably hates all the cameras and people following her around, but dad Tom looks like he’s loving it :(

  20. Ashley P says:

    Suri and the boy from The Omen would make the perfect couple.

  21. Grace says:

    Awwww, bless her! So many little kids hate having strangers looking at them, and she doesn’t get any choice, poor little thing. I can see why her parents carry her a lot, it helps reduce her exposure.

  22. sweetndandy says:

    grace she is being xposed already she should walk for god sake their can afford body guards. I wish tom criuse would make a film and leave that science GANG prove to the world you are a block buster.

  23. Tom Cruise's ass wiper says:

    Shes the anti-chrsit .

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