Your Kid’s Not Really All That Bad
September 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet“A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.”
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Hey Congrats Beet,
I knew you’d hook up with Michael Phelps sooner or later.
Muzzle off… I mean Muzzletof
Wow….
oh my GOD
so i guess….. we can… safely say…. he’s a chest man……
weirdo.
Heh. That’s hilarious in the sickest possible way. But I laughed.
Sad…. the woman who introduced him to breasts….gets no respect.
Wow…
He should have just asked his mom. My parents bought mine…it pays to ask first before hiring the hit.
Okay, I’m glad the mother is fine.
What I really want to know is, HOW DO THESE PSYCHOS FIND EACHOTHER??
Like, I don’t know which of them suggested it, but can you imagine te scenario?
“There’s no way I can afford it.”
“We could see my mom’s car to pay for it?”
“Yeah right, like she wouldn’t notice.”
“….We could kill her first?”
At which point any normal person would have something to say about, and something that doesn’t include “Good idea!”
Maybe he wasn’t breastfed. I’m just sayin’…