Our Advertisers Won’t Let Us Run Porn Anymore

September 29th, 2008 by Evil Beet


But there’s nothing stopping us from running the naked painting of Sarah Palin hanging in a Chicago area bar.

It’s art! Look at me, supporting unknown local artists. I’m like the National Endowment for the Arts or some shit.

Uncensored feminism is after the jump.


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22 Responses to “Our Advertisers Won’t Let Us Run Porn Anymore”

  1. woohoo says:

    so… what the fuck. haha

  2. PiratePete says:

    Lolz!! The pirates demand titties, ARG!!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Uh…wow, what a terrible job on the face…

  4. me says:

    it looks like a face on whatever she’s standing on. and she’s a bit thicker than i would imagine sarah palin.

    it’s an ok drawing, very … elementary and it looks like he just stuck sarah’s head on some random white chick.

  5. me says:

    as for above, just realized it’s a polar bear

  6. Jen B. says:

    God Bless America, eh?

  7. galinda says:

    IT LOOKS LIKE PEGGY HILL

  8. bleh says:

    It looks like Dick Chenny. With boobs.

  9. Tracy says:

    I love that you covered her breasts but the ones directly to her left (right if you look at the screen) are bare for all to see. Lol. That slays me.

  10. thehappyapple says:

    >it looks like a face on whatever she’s standing on. and she’s a bit thicker than i would imagine sarah palin.

    It’s a bearskin rug.

  11. Daver says:

    I do not want to see Caribou Barbie naked, ever.

  12. erika says:

    Your blog is really boring lately.

  13. Alex says:

    Interesting picture of SP on top of a species I thought was in danger of extinction.

    Thanks to National Geographics I stand corrected. Polar bears are: A vulnerable species.. What this means is they are likely to become endangered unless the circumstances threatening their survival improve.

    Sounds like the outlook for US citizens unless there is a dramatic change in the administration doesn’t it?

  14. Donkey Punch says:

    Unlike the USA, polar bears will be missed.

  15. Tracy says:

    @ Donkey Punch – LMAO.

    I’m not usually one for trashing a country but nice. That was a good one.

  16. TSS says:

    @ Donkey Munch and Tracy,

    Quit bitching…. You’re just made that we invented tooth paste.

  17. Abbi says:

    Your advertisers are dumb shits… porn is what got them a lot of their money.

  18. beefy says:

    the daughter looks NOTHING like Palin… to answer the query in the article….. the painter can paint Nancy Pelosi next….with the black bars ON.

  19. Judy says:

    This stupid bitch gets way too much attention.

  20. PWS says:

    Beet, thank you for backing up the right for Americans to watch porn. I really like watching it!

  21. dizzle says:

    I miss the nip slip gallery. Before I even got into this blog and fell in love with eet’s amazing sense of humour, I stopped by for the nips. A little nip never hurt anyone!

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