Scarlett Johansson Is Obviously Pregnant

September 28th, 2008 by Evil Beet


After talking incessantly about how they were going to have a long engagement, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds tied the knot this weekend in a low-key ceremony near Vancouver, British Columbia.

Can’t wait for the pregnancy announcement!


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25 Responses to “Scarlett Johansson Is Obviously Pregnant”

  1. mambaX Says:

    I agree
    exploding boobs
    black pants
    equals baby bump

  2. Tracy Says:

    Crap. I didn’t like them together. They made zero sense to me.

  3. keightlynn Says:

    I give it two years and they’re divorced.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    look how trendy they both are. hahaha.

  5. Madge Says:

    look at how trendy they are. hahaha.

  6. Kelsey Says:

    That pisses me off.

  7. Alex Says:

    Interesting but not earth shattering. I still give them 90 days…

  8. ann Says:

    Ryan is good looking, but very stupid. I watched an interview with Alanis when she was speaking about their breakup and she seemed very relieved to get away from him…. I have to agree with other commenters, this wont last very long at all….. haha.

  9. ac Says:

    Pregnancy is likely in this celebrity climate, but I get the vibe that he’s very controlling of her. It wouldn’t surprise me if she did it because he was whinging too much.

  10. breanna Says:

    who the fuck is she anyway?

  11. breanna Says:

    that bitch look a hot ass mess some one need to help that mother fucker with her fashion taste i don’t give no fuck if the bitch is pregnant she still ain’t gotta dress like a fucking bumb,damn.

  12. Asta Says:

    Who is Scarlett? You must be new here, honey.

    They can have a gorgeous baby and then break up, whatever. I have a secret: I watch Van Wilder every time it’s on Comedy Central just to see Ryan. I like to pretend he’s smart.

  13. ribbet Says:

    @Asta: i do too!!!!!!

  14. Lauren Says:

    …yeah. Those boobs sure are poppin’. I would certainly be surprised if there WASN’T a bun in that oven.

  15. Donkey Punch Says:

    Damn, I love her breasts.

  16. joan Says:

    van wilder!!! me too!!!

  17. Dingle Says:

    Sense when did pregnant women tuck their shirts in? I thought the trend was to hide behind a large purse. She looks like she is arching her back to make them pop out (like I did in 9th grade) grow up Scarlet

  18. Grace Says:

    Scarlett has always had massive boobs. They look about the same as normal to me. I could just as easily believe that they did it to fox the paparazzi. I won’t be surprised, though, if it turns out she is preggers - I just don’t think this photo is any evidence of a change in her physique.

  19. Tininha Says:

    She does have big boobs, but THIS LOOKS RIDICULOUS.

  20. quirkygirlkitten Says:

    i love that they got married away from the spotlight. good for them.

  21. jemms Says:

    Alanis is going to be so mad.

  22. Elayne Says:

    grrr he’s off the market…that sucks

  23. Anonymous Says:

    or maybe they said they’d have a long engagement just to throw folks off so they could pull off a wedding with no paps like they obviously did.

  24. versacee Says:

    Scarlet has Great HUGE boobs. cant wait to see her after boobs

  25. niceunlikeyou Says:

    she is NOT pregnant
    they just don’t give a f*** about the gossip rags
    so makes you all looks stupid & then gives you
    something to make up s*** about…
    ryans dad has apparantly gone downhill i heard they brought it forward for him, isn’t that a nice caring reason
    i was searching for pics of them & i came across the usual made up bull crap….

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