Power Couple!
September 27th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Here’s David and Victoria Beckham launching their new signature Beckham fragrance in NYC.
I cannot for the life of me figure out what’s going on with the bottom half of Victoria’s body. Are those boots? Do they go all the way up her legs? What’s holding them up in the back? They appear to be floating above the ground. How did she get them on? It’s like looking at an M.C. Escher sketch. It’s just blowing my mind.
I won’t even get into what David’s wearing. Suffice it to say that — much like anything David wears — it would look much better in a pile on the carpet. Of my bedroom. Actually that’s not true. With this particular outfit, I would probably have to move the pile into the closet and shut the door before I could have sex with him. Because every time I caught a glimpse of that thing from the corner of my eye we’d just have to start all over.
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Oh, those things… They’re apparently the next best thing. I’ve seen them for a while now in the gossip mags here in London. I still can’t figure out their exact function, but I’d imagine they obliterate your feet and back from the momet you put them on.
I wouldn’t pay much attention to it. It’s probably just some masochistic fad of Posh’s… and we all know that those two are a bit kinky.
Duuude how is she wearing them…
I mean obviously they are fetish shoes but I didn’t think anyone really walked around in them
Love her haircut!
Sometimes his fashion sense kills me.. light silver suit with gold/brown pronounced pinstripe, brown shoes and black tie? Just wrong dude. Tie the color of that stripe would have been better, but not sure if anything helps that suit… Looks like she’s got some kind of rubber lohan leggings thing going on. she looks good though.
Are they mannequins?
beet you need to find a video of this stat….how the hell does she move
Would starting over and over with David Beckham really be so bad Beet? I recon you should keep that outfit on your bedside table. }:)
I love that David always wears three piece suits. It is a weakness of mine.
i think they both look awesome. except for her face makeup not matching her fake tan. but their outfits are sick. in a good way.
David looks like he raided Willy Wonka’s closet.
I LOVE her outfit! The dress is exceptional, the boots kind of scare me. Still, she looks phenomenal. And honestly, he can wear WHATEVER he wants…I’d still do him.
I am so glad they moved to the states, at least us brits don’t have to get them showed in our face all the time any longer. Please, please keep them!!!
they both ALWAYS look good to me…no matter what …LOVE THEM & more please?
You are one funny gal…How long before someone figures it out and you get your own show!! I’m in stitches
Looks like pvc leggings and then a heel-less platform. I don’t think they are boots, just supposed to look like them
Beet, her get up of the boots/pants combination = Poots! I bet you pull them up like leggings, but then zip them all the way up. Not something I would want to pass out in on some random person’s floor with vomit all over them. Cause that’s what would happen if I got a hold of those poots.
OMG! I love them! I think I just found my next fridge magnet!!!
Poots! LOL
I want those poots….Really, really want them.
hes so hot end of story.
Poots! That’s classic! I want the poots too!
Those poots don’t have any heels?
Here’s the goss on the “footwear” –
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1063083/Beckham-mania-Poshs-gravity-defying-thigh-high-PVC-boots-stop-traffic-New-York.html
Really want to see a video of her “walking”.
I found out that those boots are from Antonio Berardi. My feet hurt just looking at them.
If you think they’re a power couple now, imagine how big they’d be if they sounded at all bright!
Same went for Mike Tyson. If David and Iron Mike had manly voices they’d rule the world!
Its like Miss Moneypenny meets S’n'M queen.
I love how the british press says “hundreds flocked to see them”. Dude, that’s a tourist spot. of course hundreds of hick went to see them. With all the real celebrities in NYC, do you think we’d care about a “footballer” and his anorexic wife