There Are No Words

September 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet


MINI-Me can’t help being played the fool by women. Verne Troyer was first dissed by his ex, Ranae Shrider, when she sold a sex tape of the two and made fun of his puny endowment and subpar prowess. Now, the little lothario is being cuckolded again. Troyer had been romancing sizzling-hot Canadian model Dominique Arganese – but we’ve seen photos of her cheating on him with another little person, “Jackass” star Wee Man. But at least her predilection for petite people has landed her a job. Arganese will be starring in Jeff Beacher’s new show, “Beacher’s Burlesque,” opening on Halloween in a yet-to-be-determined casino in Las Vegas. “She’s one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show,” Beacher told Page Six.

I’m having trouble finding good photos of Dominique. I’m currently attempting to befriend her on Facebook. Hopefully hilarity will ensue.

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Thanks Jordana!


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11 Responses to “There Are No Words”

  1. sam says:

    there are a TON of pictures of dominique on http://www.drunkenstepfather.com.

  2. sam says:

    p.s. LOVE YOUR WEBSITE!!!

  3. Tracy says:

    Awww Wee Man. I like him better than Verne anyway.

  4. jennie says:

    when I googled her I found this site. http://www.weselectmodels.com/view.php?id=3400

  5. mary says:

    I’m spitting up in my mouth.

  6. Lettie says:

    What a disgusting little wanker he is in every sense of the word!!

  7. I am the real Dominique Arganese and I want to tell all the people in the world, I don’t know wee man and I never slept with a midget in my life. Jeff Beacher asshole, all people hate him, try to use me to help his new show. I love too much Verne Troyer, That’s it!!!

  8. Jofi says:

    That picture scares the shit out of me. I’m going to have nightmares………..

  9. Jess says:

    I wonder what kind of pussy he’s banging if he relates a disgusting used and abused peice of meat as such to a vagina.

  10. Caz2 says:

    That picture makes me want to hurl..

  11. Hilarious says:

    Lol i was going to school with this sluts… as i see people don’t change !!

    Arganese tu es une slut et tu le restera toujours pétasse ;)

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