There Are No Words
September 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet
MINI-Me can’t help being played the fool by women. Verne Troyer was first dissed by his ex, Ranae Shrider, when she sold a sex tape of the two and made fun of his puny endowment and subpar prowess. Now, the little lothario is being cuckolded again. Troyer had been romancing sizzling-hot Canadian model Dominique Arganese - but we’ve seen photos of her cheating on him with another little person, “Jackass” star Wee Man. But at least her predilection for petite people has landed her a job. Arganese will be starring in Jeff Beacher’s new show, “Beacher’s Burlesque,” opening on Halloween in a yet-to-be-determined casino in Las Vegas. “She’s one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show,” Beacher told Page Six.
I’m having trouble finding good photos of Dominique. I’m currently attempting to befriend her on Facebook. Hopefully hilarity will ensue.
Thanks Jordana!
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September 26th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
there are a TON of pictures of dominique on http://www.drunkenstepfather.com.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
p.s. LOVE YOUR WEBSITE!!!
September 26th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Awww Wee Man. I like him better than Verne anyway.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
when I googled her I found this site. http://www.weselectmodels.com/view.php?id=3400
September 26th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I’m spitting up in my mouth.
September 26th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
What a disgusting little wanker he is in every sense of the word!!
September 26th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I am the real Dominique Arganese and I want to tell all the people in the world, I don’t know wee man and I never slept with a midget in my life. Jeff Beacher asshole, all people hate him, try to use me to help his new show. I love too much Verne Troyer, That’s it!!!
September 27th, 2008 at 5:52 am
That picture scares the shit out of me. I’m going to have nightmares………..
September 27th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
I wonder what kind of pussy he’s banging if he relates a disgusting used and abused peice of meat as such to a vagina.
September 29th, 2008 at 3:51 am
That picture makes me want to hurl..