Quotables
September 26th, 2008 by Evil Beet
“When I go out, go to dinner, I go out with friends, and we stay to ourselves. I don’t think of myself as a sex symbol. My mom is by far the most important woman in my life.”
Michael Phelps, totally lying, in an interview with People.
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Gag.
Uggggggh
MY GAWD. he should never smile. ever
I think he may be retarded, whats up with his face.
Michael Phelps is totally inbred
I just threw up in my mouth
He needs a face transplant, he looks mentally retarded.
I really don’t understand how you can look at this special-looking freak and think it’s attractive.
I just shit in my pants
I’d like to see him and Sarah Jessica Parker breed. I seriously bet an actual pony would plop out of her vagina once she gave birth to the thing.
I can see why he doesn’t consider himself a sex symbol. He looks like a retarded horse goblin that needs braces.
LOL @ Klipper
He def needs to get some grill work
He’s not handsome he’s average looking with awesome swimming skills. He knows this – his big chance to move into some area of communication died on SNL. He may do color for swimming in years to come.
He’s lying is right. But he’s going to be very careful with that 100 mil he’s going to earn in endorsements and not give it away like Fallon. I think he may be a mama’s boy, so who ever gets him will have to deal with the mother for like, a whole lifetime. She does not seem like she’s much fun, and will resent another woman taking her cut of cash.
He’s just a “14 size penis” to me… That’s his appealing…
Hey beet, maybe Matthew Felker has a 14″ penis. Maybe you should find out and then maaaaybe you could start posting pics of Matthew all the time, ya know instead of Phelpsy. Yeah, that would be great. Think you could go that? Please???
*do
I wouldn’t mind “adopting” him
LOL
My eyes are burning.
Do not get it
The Addams Family’s Lurch. ‘Nuff said.
Tss. Do you need some toliet paper? perhaps a baby wipe? I know I need a barf bag after reading your gential/fecal matter obsessions.
I know he has a FAB bod but OMG his face is mingin – looks like something from a 70’s horror movie. Shame!
His handlers need to prioritize….start a smile makeover….or at least tell the boy to avoid closeups….
He is one ugly mother fucker.
Oddly enough, I don’t hate his face. However, a woman athlete could never be as unconventional looking as him and still be popular.
And now starring in “Gomer Pyle, USMC”…
A paper bag will do just fine over his head, if you know what I mean.
I really liked him with the bear….
I can’t believe how much he and I have in common – I was also not spending any time thinking about him as a sex symbol.