Much to America’s Dismay, Paris Hilton Is, In Fact, Going to Be Able to Vote

September 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Here’s a clip of Paris on The View on Thursday.

Skip to around 5:20, where Joy Behar assumes that Paris Hilton won’t be allowed to vote because of her brief jail stint for driving with a suspended license.

Whoopi Goldberg shoots her down on that, adding that “the only felony crime in this room is this ridiculous Ed Hardy shirt I’m wearing.” No, no. She didn’t say that. But someone really should have.


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10 Responses to “Much to America’s Dismay, Paris Hilton Is, In Fact, Going to Be Able to Vote”

  1. Jen says:

    I loved the Paris video! Hilarious. And Woopie needs a stylist. BAD. Whoa.

  2. AlmostChosen says:

    The most idiotic comments I’ve ever heard have come out of the View. It’s difficult to find more ignorant people than this (Elizabeth aside). It was nice to see Paris without her “dumb blond” routine, talking seriously about things. Good for her.

  3. josie says:

    Paris has no talent besides reading from a teleprompter – and even that is not that convincing.

    I couldn’t get through the clip, I felt my brain cells popping away watching this arrogant, ugly woman.

  4. str says:

    more than anything I found paris’s insight about the campaign postponing most enlighting… hah

  5. mimi in mo says:

    I used to watch The View most days of the week. Now I seem to catch it maybe once a week or on clips like this. Joy used to be soooo funny! She was my fav. Now she hates the right/repubs soo much that she just seems bitter & angry all the time. And no longer fuuny. I hope after the election in Nov she loses the anger & becomes funny again.

    Also I thought the Paris video was funny. Although she was clearly reading from the teleprompter. But even funnier was how quiet she was & how the camera didn’t even show her when they started talking politics!

  6. Emily says:

    I love how deep her voice naturally is.

  7. Abbey says:

    The only crime here is that anyone would talk to PARIS HILTON about politics. Oy.

  8. joan says:

    they have recently changed the law in california, even felons can vote if they are not currently in prison or on parole. so i get to vote too!
    (paris went to jail, btw, not prison- prison is where you go if your sentence is longer than a year)

  9. Antisocialite says:

    not all prisoners are felons. some are mis. crimes. duh!!

  10. MW says:

    Who the fuck cares what this shallow, spoiled, uneducated cum dumpster whore is voting for?!?

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