Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex?
September 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet
According to a source at Esquire, the upcoming issue features an interview with Anne Hathaway in which she endorses anal sex.
Anne reportedly says that “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She also (allegedly!) speaks about the significance of the first time and how anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a “very special way.”
Is this true? Did Anne really say this?
I have no idea. Nothing about Anne Hathaway surprises me these days.
But it’s a relatively slow news day, and I don’t think we’ve ever really had an in-depth discussion about anal sex around here, so now seems as good a time as any.
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Wow. Funny enough, I don’t even endorse anal sex, and I’m SUPPOSED to like it haha
I would believe this if her publicist was kidnapped and she was drunk during her interview.
Sweet…
I knew Tiger Woods endorsed Nike, but no one told me about this shit….
Is she gonna get her own niK-Y Jelly and do commercials with Lebron James???
“Take it to the hole big boy…!”
I know this is an overused phrase, but my head really is exploding right now. I’m surprised I can still type. I keep looking from that demure picture to the words and every time I get to “feminine in a very special way”–BOOM.
So it’s true, anal sex makes your face go all wonky.
Wow, first boobs, now the Holy-Anal-Grail !!!!!
Niiyyyeeeeeeeeeece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The site keeps getting better exponentially!!!
As far as I’m concerned, anal sex is for assholes. Sorry…having a slow day here too and couldn’t resist. I (butt)crack myself up.
I just spit Pepsi all over the screen.. I dont know which is better, the actual story or the comments… hilarious!
As a good friend of mine says, and I’m sure others have, “my ass is exit only.”
I’ve got an incredibly awkward story about a boyfriend who wanted to keep our relationship “pure” (ie Southern Baptist virginal) but still wanted to get in my pants. The asshole therefore became his loophole. Hilarity didn’t ensue at the time, but in retelling it’s pretty humorous.
Anne Hathaway is wonder woman… I love her so much more now.
Man I was watching the Diary of Anne Frank yesterday on the History channel…..Fuck that… I want to see The Diary of Ann Hathaway…the unrated Directors cut.
Kudos to Beet on another day of brilliant journalistic reporting.
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Her eyes are the color of sewage. Ironic.
Now we wait for the Anne Hathaway sex tape.
Probably taken out of context…. who knows, though?
Asshole loophole? Ba hahahaha!
The phrase “too good to be true” comes to mind.
um, who doesn’t?
I, for one, require proof from Ms. Hathaway before I am willing to believe that she would actually say this in an interview.
BLA – BA HA HA ….VERY Funny.
I have to say, I’m a bit surprised by the responses to this post. I expected a lotta “whoop-whoop-hell-yeah!!!…I back door all the time…love anal!!…. What’s the big-deal???” From the regulars here on The Beet.
EW EW EW GROSS.
She’s disgusting.
I’ve always hated her though.
I’ll get right on finding out if this it true or not, more info…and a tape hopefully to come…
I have to agree with Lynn. What is the big deal? Is everyone commenting like 15?
Yeah, Anne, baby! Bend over and spread those butt cheeks of your’s and squeal like a pig for me! Are we happy now, Lynn?
“Everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it.” (I love Cruel Intentions).
I, for one, love it. Like Anne (allegedly) said, I think it’s something that all women should try at least once. It’s pleasurable in a different way than regular sex. Don’t judge it or assume anything about it until you’ve tried it. Take that advice, and you’ll be thanking me later. :-)
Anal sex prevented me from properly shitting for a month.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was the worst thing I have ever tried sexually. Like nomen, I couldn’t poop properly for quite some time, not to mention the whole time it felt like I was in the middle of a huge dump! There was nothing even remotely enjoyable about it for me.
@nomen: Holy shit, serious? I thought that was just a rumor.
I seriously do NOT believe she said this. Even if she really does like it, it just….no. Seriously though, ALL the comments made me giggle.
It’s all about lube, and lots of it. And patience, then get ready to have your head explode and your eyes implode….trust me….
It’s still not something I want to do all the time but I do really really enjoy it.
How do you get past that first part where you start sweating and it hurts and you just pray that he will give up?? I’ve tried it several times, and it never really worked. Brings new meaning to the word tight-ass, I guess.
If her asshole is as tight as her smile, that’s gotta hurt.
So Anne likes a little back door action,
how nice for her.
@keightlynn: Fitting, not ironic.
I think shes right everyone should try it. i am not in the mood for it all the time but i do like it alot.
All I’m picturing is her in Ella Enchanted being commanded to have anal… with like an elf or something. *shudders*
“Kudos to Beet on another day of brilliant journalistic reporting.” Is this comment made in sarcasm? I hope so, since Beet’s report is an almost verbatim lift from another source… I don’t have a problem with it, so long as she gives a link to the original source… But this is not the first time one of Beet’s fans appears to have given her credit for another reporter’s work. Start clicking on those links people.
“Her eyes are the color of sewage.” My God, Keightlynn, didn’t you talk about being a Christian not long ago?
Maybe Miss Anne likes the feeling of constantly having to drop a deuce afterward and for days later…If she likes it so much the Evil One would be willing to accomodate her desires…But I must confess before hand that I like to howl “OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA” while I’m using the back door. Call me Miss Anne…You KNOW the number…
looking for love in all the wrong places
I’m all about doing whatever you want but I don’t give a shit if Anne Hathaway prefers margarine to butter on her toast. And I really don’t get the rationale behind how taking it up the old poop chute makes her feel feminine. That makes no sense whatsoever when her man has a hole just like it. Kerazy. Whatever happened to shutting the hell up about some stuff?
I’d totally fuck Anne Hathaway in the ass!
The comments here made my day :)
No one told her that is a outie not a inie. I feel one good turn deserve’s another. You do me I do boy’s. Dont want it dont give it. Nothing go’s in there.
she was talking about giving not receiving
so it was taken out of context….sort of?
be careful what you ask your wives for … sometimes we say yes
i’ll just wait for the sex tape that i’m sure will be “stolen” from her house soon and somehow find it’s way to the internet.
People who think anal sex is a pain in the ass are doing it all backwards, but with a little patience and practice, they get it right in the end.
Great post!! Loved all the comments – you all made me laugh and I needed it!!
umm…makes her feel “feminine in a very special way”??? I mean, if she enjoys anal sex, then alright, go for it, but that comment just perplexes me. I never really associated femininity with having something rammed up my ass. To each her own…
@Erin:”I never really associated femininity with having something rammed up my ass.” : LOL, I swallowed my gum!
Why can’t Natalie Portman spout off something like this?
I don’t believe that Anne would say something like that the magazne
is nohing but trash and I am not the only. She not that type to say
something like that.
I LOVE ANNE !!!
Holy crap.