Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex?

September 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet


According to a source at Esquire, the upcoming issue features an interview with Anne Hathaway in which she endorses anal sex.

Anne reportedly says that “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She also (allegedly!) speaks about the significance of the first time and how anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a “very special way.”

Is this true? Did Anne really say this?

I have no idea. Nothing about Anne Hathaway surprises me these days.

But it’s a relatively slow news day, and I don’t think we’ve ever really had an in-depth discussion about anal sex around here, so now seems as good a time as any.


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79 Responses to “Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex?”

  1. Anthony Says:

    Wow. Funny enough, I don’t even endorse anal sex, and I’m SUPPOSED to like it haha

  2. Chuck Says:

    I would believe this if her publicist was kidnapped and she was drunk during her interview.

  3. TSS Says:

    Sweet…

    I knew Tiger Woods endorsed Nike, but no one told me about this shit….

    Is she gonna get her own niK-Y Jelly and do commercials with Lebron James???

    “Take it to the hole big boy…!”

  4. cj Says:

    I know this is an overused phrase, but my head really is exploding right now. I’m surprised I can still type. I keep looking from that demure picture to the words and every time I get to “feminine in a very special way”–BOOM.

  5. Some Guy Says:

    So it’s true, anal sex makes your face go all wonky.

  6. long dong silver Says:

    Wow, first boobs, now the Holy-Anal-Grail !!!!!

    Niiyyyeeeeeeeeeece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The site keeps getting better exponentially!!!

  7. Wellhonestlynow Says:

    As far as I’m concerned, anal sex is for assholes. Sorry…having a slow day here too and couldn’t resist. I (butt)crack myself up.

  8. jinxi~ Says:

    I just spit Pepsi all over the screen.. I dont know which is better, the actual story or the comments… hilarious!

  9. BLA Says:

    As a good friend of mine says, and I’m sure others have, “my ass is exit only.”

    I’ve got an incredibly awkward story about a boyfriend who wanted to keep our relationship “pure” (ie Southern Baptist virginal) but still wanted to get in my pants. The asshole therefore became his loophole. Hilarity didn’t ensue at the time, but in retelling it’s pretty humorous.

  10. Beet Czar Says:

    Anne Hathaway is wonder woman… I love her so much more now.

  11. TSS Says:

    Man I was watching the Diary of Anne Frank yesterday on the History channel…..Fuck that… I want to see The Diary of Ann Hathaway…the unrated Directors cut.

    Kudos to Beet on another day of brilliant journalistic reporting.

    Side Note to Mamma Beet:
    The views expressed in this post do not reflect those of your baby Beet or any other sibling beets and should not be interpreted as a result of bad parenting or lack of therapy thereof.

  12. icky vagina Says:

    sex

  13. keightlynn Says:

    Her eyes are the color of sewage. Ironic.

    Now we wait for the Anne Hathaway sex tape.

  14. momster Says:

    Probably taken out of context…. who knows, though?

  15. slouchy Says:

    Asshole loophole? Ba hahahaha!

  16. Chris Says:

    The phrase “too good to be true” comes to mind.

  17. joan Says:

    um, who doesn’t?

  18. buidheman Says:

    I, for one, require proof from Ms. Hathaway before I am willing to believe that she would actually say this in an interview.

  19. Lynn Says:

    BLA - BA HA HA ….VERY Funny.

    I have to say, I’m a bit surprised by the responses to this post. I expected a lotta “whoop-whoop-hell-yeah!!!…I back door all the time…love anal!!…. What’s the big-deal???” From the regulars here on The Beet.

  20. Abbi Says:

    EW EW EW GROSS.
    She’s disgusting.
    I’ve always hated her though.

  21. Adam Says:

    I’ll get right on finding out if this it true or not, more info…and a tape hopefully to come…

  22. LOU Says:

    I have to agree with Lynn. What is the big deal? Is everyone commenting like 15?

  23. Alan Says:

    Yeah, Anne, baby! Bend over and spread those butt cheeks of your’s and squeal like a pig for me! Are we happy now, Lynn?

  24. Evry1duzzit Says:

    “Everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it.” (I love Cruel Intentions).

    I, for one, love it. Like Anne (allegedly) said, I think it’s something that all women should try at least once. It’s pleasurable in a different way than regular sex. Don’t judge it or assume anything about it until you’ve tried it. Take that advice, and you’ll be thanking me later. :-)

  25. nomen cognomen Says:

    Anal sex prevented me from properly shitting for a month.

  26. Erin Says:

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was the worst thing I have ever tried sexually. Like nomen, I couldn’t poop properly for quite some time, not to mention the whole time it felt like I was in the middle of a huge dump! There was nothing even remotely enjoyable about it for me.

  27. Liberty Says:

    @nomen: Holy shit, serious? I thought that was just a rumor.

    I seriously do NOT believe she said this. Even if she really does like it, it just….no. Seriously though, ALL the comments made me giggle.

  28. purplemonkeypaws Says:

    It’s all about lube, and lots of it. And patience, then get ready to have your head explode and your eyes implode….trust me….
    It’s still not something I want to do all the time but I do really really enjoy it.

  29. Erin Says:

    How do you get past that first part where you start sweating and it hurts and you just pray that he will give up?? I’ve tried it several times, and it never really worked. Brings new meaning to the word tight-ass, I guess.

  30. Lee Says:

    If her asshole is as tight as her smile, that’s gotta hurt.

  31. Bee Hind Says:

    So Anne likes a little back door action,
    how nice for her.

  32. cj Says:

    @keightlynn: Fitting, not ironic.

  33. wendy Says:

    I think shes right everyone should try it. i am not in the mood for it all the time but i do like it alot.

  34. Jen B. Says:

    All I’m picturing is her in Ella Enchanted being commanded to have anal… with like an elf or something. *shudders*

  35. tigerlille Says:

    “Kudos to Beet on another day of brilliant journalistic reporting.” Is this comment made in sarcasm? I hope so, since Beet’s report is an almost verbatim lift from another source… I don’t have a problem with it, so long as she gives a link to the original source… But this is not the first time one of Beet’s fans appears to have given her credit for another reporter’s work. Start clicking on those links people.

    “Her eyes are the color of sewage.” My God, Keightlynn, didn’t you talk about being a Christian not long ago?

  36. Evil Overlord Says:

    Maybe Miss Anne likes the feeling of constantly having to drop a deuce afterward and for days later…If she likes it so much the Evil One would be willing to accomodate her desires…But I must confess before hand that I like to howl “OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA” while I’m using the back door. Call me Miss Anne…You KNOW the number…

  37. AlmostChosen Says:

    looking for love in all the wrong places

  38. daphielass Says:

    I’m all about doing whatever you want but I don’t give a shit if Anne Hathaway prefers margarine to butter on her toast. And I really don’t get the rationale behind how taking it up the old poop chute makes her feel feminine. That makes no sense whatsoever when her man has a hole just like it. Kerazy. Whatever happened to shutting the hell up about some stuff?

  39. pud Says:

    I’d totally fuck Anne Hathaway in the ass!

  40. david Says:

    The comments here made my day :)

  41. linda Says:

    No one told her that is a outie not a inie. I feel one good turn deserve’s another. You do me I do boy’s. Dont want it dont give it. Nothing go’s in there.

  42. mikie Says:

    she was talking about giving not receiving

    so it was taken out of context….sort of?

    be careful what you ask your wives for … sometimes we say yes

  43. quirkygirlkitten Says:

    i’ll just wait for the sex tape that i’m sure will be “stolen” from her house soon and somehow find it’s way to the internet.

  44. N. L. Phan Says:

    People who think anal sex is a pain in the ass are doing it all backwards, but with a little patience and practice, they get it right in the end.

  45. Sarah Says:

    Great post!! Loved all the comments - you all made me laugh and I needed it!!

  46. Erin Says:

    umm…makes her feel “feminine in a very special way”??? I mean, if she enjoys anal sex, then alright, go for it, but that comment just perplexes me. I never really associated femininity with having something rammed up my ass. To each her own…

  47. Cynicism Says:

    @Erin:”I never really associated femininity with having something rammed up my ass.” : LOL, I swallowed my gum!

    Why can’t Natalie Portman spout off something like this?

  48. SHARON Says:

    I don’t believe that Anne would say something like that the magazne
    is nohing but trash and I am not the only. She not that type to say
    something like that.

  49. gco Says:

    I LOVE ANNE !!!

  50. Moxy Says:

    Holy crap.

  51. ico Says:

    comments are hilarious! I’m honestly not surprised she’d say something like that.

  52. JohnBrown1016 Says:

    Shoot, I’m down for anal sex with a female. As long as I get to penetrate her feminine booty, I’m straight. I don’t care if she does me in the butt with a strap on or a finger. I need to try anal sex. ;)

  53. Silky Says:

    I love to see the Princess Anal Diaries!

  54. CrapBag Says:

    Wow. This pig just keeps getting worse. Feminine in a special way? I guess if you consider prison sex feminine. I have a question for people who like anal? Do you get turned on when you have to take a shit? It must feel the same. I wonder if she licks the santorum off the guys dick after. I bet the answer is yes.

  55. Angel Says:

    Everyone has a freaky side. Some are more open than others, but in the heat of passion you never know what you might try ang how good it could feel!!!!

  56. The Evil Trainer Says:

    SP, that whore had her mouth on my James McAvoy! I am devastated!!

  57. purplemonkeypaws Says:

    @ CrapBag
    No it does not feel the same.
    Does it feel the same for a guy when he takes a piss and when he cums?
    People please don’t answer that question…

  58. Nancy Says:

    I believe personal sex life should stay private. It does not matter what she does with her own body, its hers and she is entitled to do whatever she pleases. If she likes to be penetrated with a baseball bat, its her choice and her right. She is not hurting anyone, but it was silly of her to even mention it

  59. Notavg Says:

    I knew there was something in her big brown eyes……I had to

  60. Imas umiati yahya Says:

    I love anal sex very much..!

  61. Analizer Says:

    I would love to analize her very much …!!!

  62. totallymad4it Says:

    All this crap about anal being unnatural or disgusting makes me laugh. Oral sex is unnatural, as is - according to some ‘in the know’ our current weather. Many things in life are disgusting - take Jade Goody for example. If you like anal, do it, if not, don’t - but don’t try to force your values on other people. Given the attitudes of some contributors, I doubt if they ever engage in any form of sex, but to me it’s much sadder that their parents did.

  63. Imas Umiati Yahya Says:

    Hahahahaaaa…….
    There’s a desperate looser put comment by using my name. Hohohohooo….. I did no an** sex.
    For Mr. XXX Desperate Looser Son of Mother Fucker Puapua Dede Bitch, you know everybody, the person that use my identity above was an amazing person because… He could lick his own asshole and enjoy it much. What an insane man, isn’t it?

  64. chester Says:

    I think she sucks at acting and always reminded me of a typical carbon copy mall rat bitch, who I would love to just bend over and buttfuck just to see that look of pleasureable pain on her face! Amen!

  65. Jess Says:

    I’m not sure.Women get the right to do what they deserve.I mean,If they wanna have anal sex and they do feel amazing about it .Just do it !!!!Nobody should judge them,’cause one day you get the chance to have a taste,maybe you get higher than anybody.

  66. SC Says:

    Urine, blood, unfertilized eggs and bacteria come out of one hole. Poop and bacteria come out of another. It’s been said that mouth is the most dirty place on the human body.

    All three stink most of the time so whats the big deal about any of them. Pick your poison and stick it in.

    Get over your fear of shit because we are all full of it!

    At least now when I watch her movies I will have a boner.

  67. Imas umiati yahya Says:

    I love when his penis’ entered my ass. Its felt so delicious..!

  68. Analizer Says:

    Little Anal Annie

  69. john Says:

    anal sex is very nice

  70. Anonymous Says:

    There’s nothing I hate more than hearing a woman say ‘Oh my God, that’s exit only’. I would never waste my time with a bitch like that. I’d rather bang a tranny than waste my time with a frigid bitch.

    And to that guy who said he’d let a girl take a strap on to him, what the hell is wrong with you. You put things in the girl’s butt, the day you want things in your butt, do yourself a big favor and go out with guys.

    I just became the world’s biggest anne hathaway fan, ever.

  71. Anonymous Says:

    lol

  72. Mewtee Says:

    Maybe she has a prostate and some undescended testicles!

  73. loveitloveit Says:

    WOW there’s a lot of ignorant bigots on here tonight….

    there i said it. sorry beet, i try not to post anything mean.

    @almost everyone on here: grow the hell up.

  74. Analizer Says:

    Anne Hathaway is simply Analicious !!!!

  75. Wendt Says:

    anal sex can be fun for both sexes gay or straight. I am a straight man and me and my gf engage in pegging regularly (she uses a strap-on). Men you seriously need to get over the taboo and learn about your prostate. It can also be pleasurable for women.

    We all just need to give a little and get a little.

  76. Tamp Says:

    I know this for a fact to be true.

  77. rhoniluv Says:

    FUUUUCK THAT! you’ve gotta save something for the honeymoon. shit! (oops, no pun intended!) lol

  78. Alex. Nonne Says:

    Wow. It’s incredible seeing the 14 year olds, racists and morons crawl out of the woodwork. This isn’t youtube boys and girls, the slackjawed, moronic sentaces pouring out of your mouth are far worse than whats going into her arse. So she enjoys it? So what? Just because you don’t doesn’t mean the act itself is necessarily disgusting or painful, and can in fact be a fulfilling and enjoyable experience. Grow up.

  79. robert Says:

    many couples practice this but since she is in the spotlight it’s a big deal, i guess. with a gorgeous behind like hers, why not!

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