Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex?
September 25th, 2008 by Evil Beet
According to a source at Esquire, the upcoming issue features an interview with Anne Hathaway in which she endorses anal sex.
Anne reportedly says that “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She also (allegedly!) speaks about the significance of the first time and how anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a “very special way.”
Is this true? Did Anne really say this?
I have no idea. Nothing about Anne Hathaway surprises me these days.
But it’s a relatively slow news day, and I don’t think we’ve ever really had an in-depth discussion about anal sex around here, so now seems as good a time as any.
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September 25th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Wow. Funny enough, I don’t even endorse anal sex, and I’m SUPPOSED to like it haha
September 25th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I would believe this if her publicist was kidnapped and she was drunk during her interview.
September 25th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Sweet…
I knew Tiger Woods endorsed Nike, but no one told me about this shit….
Is she gonna get her own niK-Y Jelly and do commercials with Lebron James???
“Take it to the hole big boy…!”
September 25th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I know this is an overused phrase, but my head really is exploding right now. I’m surprised I can still type. I keep looking from that demure picture to the words and every time I get to “feminine in a very special way”–BOOM.
September 25th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
So it’s true, anal sex makes your face go all wonky.
September 25th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Wow, first boobs, now the Holy-Anal-Grail !!!!!
Niiyyyeeeeeeeeeece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The site keeps getting better exponentially!!!
September 25th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
As far as I’m concerned, anal sex is for assholes. Sorry…having a slow day here too and couldn’t resist. I (butt)crack myself up.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I just spit Pepsi all over the screen.. I dont know which is better, the actual story or the comments… hilarious!
September 25th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
As a good friend of mine says, and I’m sure others have, “my ass is exit only.”
I’ve got an incredibly awkward story about a boyfriend who wanted to keep our relationship “pure” (ie Southern Baptist virginal) but still wanted to get in my pants. The asshole therefore became his loophole. Hilarity didn’t ensue at the time, but in retelling it’s pretty humorous.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Anne Hathaway is wonder woman… I love her so much more now.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Man I was watching the Diary of Anne Frank yesterday on the History channel…..Fuck that… I want to see The Diary of Ann Hathaway…the unrated Directors cut.
Kudos to Beet on another day of brilliant journalistic reporting.
Side Note to Mamma Beet:
The views expressed in this post do not reflect those of your baby Beet or any other sibling beets and should not be interpreted as a result of bad parenting or lack of therapy thereof.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
sex
September 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Her eyes are the color of sewage. Ironic.
Now we wait for the Anne Hathaway sex tape.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Probably taken out of context…. who knows, though?
September 25th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Asshole loophole? Ba hahahaha!
September 25th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
The phrase “too good to be true” comes to mind.
September 25th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
um, who doesn’t?
September 25th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I, for one, require proof from Ms. Hathaway before I am willing to believe that she would actually say this in an interview.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
BLA - BA HA HA ….VERY Funny.
I have to say, I’m a bit surprised by the responses to this post. I expected a lotta “whoop-whoop-hell-yeah!!!…I back door all the time…love anal!!…. What’s the big-deal???” From the regulars here on The Beet.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
EW EW EW GROSS.
She’s disgusting.
I’ve always hated her though.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I’ll get right on finding out if this it true or not, more info…and a tape hopefully to come…
September 25th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I have to agree with Lynn. What is the big deal? Is everyone commenting like 15?
September 25th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Yeah, Anne, baby! Bend over and spread those butt cheeks of your’s and squeal like a pig for me! Are we happy now, Lynn?
September 25th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
“Everybody does it; it’s just that nobody talks about it.” (I love Cruel Intentions).
I, for one, love it. Like Anne (allegedly) said, I think it’s something that all women should try at least once. It’s pleasurable in a different way than regular sex. Don’t judge it or assume anything about it until you’ve tried it. Take that advice, and you’ll be thanking me later.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Anal sex prevented me from properly shitting for a month.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was the worst thing I have ever tried sexually. Like nomen, I couldn’t poop properly for quite some time, not to mention the whole time it felt like I was in the middle of a huge dump! There was nothing even remotely enjoyable about it for me.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
@nomen: Holy shit, serious? I thought that was just a rumor.
I seriously do NOT believe she said this. Even if she really does like it, it just….no. Seriously though, ALL the comments made me giggle.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
It’s all about lube, and lots of it. And patience, then get ready to have your head explode and your eyes implode….trust me….
It’s still not something I want to do all the time but I do really really enjoy it.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
How do you get past that first part where you start sweating and it hurts and you just pray that he will give up?? I’ve tried it several times, and it never really worked. Brings new meaning to the word tight-ass, I guess.
September 25th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
If her asshole is as tight as her smile, that’s gotta hurt.
September 25th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
So Anne likes a little back door action,
how nice for her.
September 25th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
@keightlynn: Fitting, not ironic.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
I think shes right everyone should try it. i am not in the mood for it all the time but i do like it alot.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
All I’m picturing is her in Ella Enchanted being commanded to have anal… with like an elf or something. *shudders*
September 25th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
“Kudos to Beet on another day of brilliant journalistic reporting.” Is this comment made in sarcasm? I hope so, since Beet’s report is an almost verbatim lift from another source… I don’t have a problem with it, so long as she gives a link to the original source… But this is not the first time one of Beet’s fans appears to have given her credit for another reporter’s work. Start clicking on those links people.
“Her eyes are the color of sewage.” My God, Keightlynn, didn’t you talk about being a Christian not long ago?
September 25th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Maybe Miss Anne likes the feeling of constantly having to drop a deuce afterward and for days later…If she likes it so much the Evil One would be willing to accomodate her desires…But I must confess before hand that I like to howl “OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA…OOOGA-CHUUKA” while I’m using the back door. Call me Miss Anne…You KNOW the number…
September 25th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
looking for love in all the wrong places
September 25th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
I’m all about doing whatever you want but I don’t give a shit if Anne Hathaway prefers margarine to butter on her toast. And I really don’t get the rationale behind how taking it up the old poop chute makes her feel feminine. That makes no sense whatsoever when her man has a hole just like it. Kerazy. Whatever happened to shutting the hell up about some stuff?
September 26th, 2008 at 12:04 am
I’d totally fuck Anne Hathaway in the ass!
September 26th, 2008 at 2:17 am
The comments here made my day
September 26th, 2008 at 5:30 am
No one told her that is a outie not a inie. I feel one good turn deserve’s another. You do me I do boy’s. Dont want it dont give it. Nothing go’s in there.
September 26th, 2008 at 7:03 am
she was talking about giving not receiving
so it was taken out of context….sort of?
be careful what you ask your wives for … sometimes we say yes
September 26th, 2008 at 8:55 am
i’ll just wait for the sex tape that i’m sure will be “stolen” from her house soon and somehow find it’s way to the internet.
September 26th, 2008 at 9:25 am
People who think anal sex is a pain in the ass are doing it all backwards, but with a little patience and practice, they get it right in the end.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Great post!! Loved all the comments - you all made me laugh and I needed it!!
September 26th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
umm…makes her feel “feminine in a very special way”??? I mean, if she enjoys anal sex, then alright, go for it, but that comment just perplexes me. I never really associated femininity with having something rammed up my ass. To each her own…
September 26th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
@Erin:”I never really associated femininity with having something rammed up my ass.” : LOL, I swallowed my gum!
Why can’t Natalie Portman spout off something like this?
September 26th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
I don’t believe that Anne would say something like that the magazne
is nohing but trash and I am not the only. She not that type to say
something like that.
September 27th, 2008 at 10:19 am
I LOVE ANNE !!!
September 27th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Holy crap.
September 28th, 2008 at 9:55 am
comments are hilarious! I’m honestly not surprised she’d say something like that.
September 29th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Shoot, I’m down for anal sex with a female. As long as I get to penetrate her feminine booty, I’m straight. I don’t care if she does me in the butt with a strap on or a finger. I need to try anal sex.
September 29th, 2008 at 6:14 am
I love to see the Princess Anal Diaries!
September 29th, 2008 at 6:16 am
Wow. This pig just keeps getting worse. Feminine in a special way? I guess if you consider prison sex feminine. I have a question for people who like anal? Do you get turned on when you have to take a shit? It must feel the same. I wonder if she licks the santorum off the guys dick after. I bet the answer is yes.
September 30th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Everyone has a freaky side. Some are more open than others, but in the heat of passion you never know what you might try ang how good it could feel!!!!
September 30th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
SP, that whore had her mouth on my James McAvoy! I am devastated!!
September 30th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
@ CrapBag
No it does not feel the same.
Does it feel the same for a guy when he takes a piss and when he cums?
People please don’t answer that question…
October 1st, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I believe personal sex life should stay private. It does not matter what she does with her own body, its hers and she is entitled to do whatever she pleases. If she likes to be penetrated with a baseball bat, its her choice and her right. She is not hurting anyone, but it was silly of her to even mention it
October 2nd, 2008 at 6:27 am
I knew there was something in her big brown eyes……I had to
October 7th, 2008 at 12:38 am
I love anal sex very much..!
October 7th, 2008 at 6:43 am
I would love to analize her very much …!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 7:43 am
All this crap about anal being unnatural or disgusting makes me laugh. Oral sex is unnatural, as is - according to some ‘in the know’ our current weather. Many things in life are disgusting - take Jade Goody for example. If you like anal, do it, if not, don’t - but don’t try to force your values on other people. Given the attitudes of some contributors, I doubt if they ever engage in any form of sex, but to me it’s much sadder that their parents did.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Hahahahaaaa…….
There’s a desperate looser put comment by using my name. Hohohohooo….. I did no an** sex.
For Mr. XXX Desperate Looser Son of Mother Fucker Puapua Dede Bitch, you know everybody, the person that use my identity above was an amazing person because… He could lick his own asshole and enjoy it much. What an insane man, isn’t it?
October 11th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
I think she sucks at acting and always reminded me of a typical carbon copy mall rat bitch, who I would love to just bend over and buttfuck just to see that look of pleasureable pain on her face! Amen!
October 15th, 2008 at 3:24 am
I’m not sure.Women get the right to do what they deserve.I mean,If they wanna have anal sex and they do feel amazing about it .Just do it !!!!Nobody should judge them,’cause one day you get the chance to have a taste,maybe you get higher than anybody.
October 23rd, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Urine, blood, unfertilized eggs and bacteria come out of one hole. Poop and bacteria come out of another. It’s been said that mouth is the most dirty place on the human body.
All three stink most of the time so whats the big deal about any of them. Pick your poison and stick it in.
Get over your fear of shit because we are all full of it!
At least now when I watch her movies I will have a boner.
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I love when his penis’ entered my ass. Its felt so delicious..!
October 27th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Little Anal Annie
October 28th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
anal sex is very nice
October 29th, 2008 at 3:04 am
There’s nothing I hate more than hearing a woman say ‘Oh my God, that’s exit only’. I would never waste my time with a bitch like that. I’d rather bang a tranny than waste my time with a frigid bitch.
And to that guy who said he’d let a girl take a strap on to him, what the hell is wrong with you. You put things in the girl’s butt, the day you want things in your butt, do yourself a big favor and go out with guys.
I just became the world’s biggest anne hathaway fan, ever.
November 7th, 2008 at 1:32 am
lol
November 10th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Maybe she has a prostate and some undescended testicles!
November 10th, 2008 at 1:23 am
WOW there’s a lot of ignorant bigots on here tonight….
there i said it. sorry beet, i try not to post anything mean.
@almost everyone on here: grow the hell up.
November 16th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Anne Hathaway is simply Analicious !!!!
November 20th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
anal sex can be fun for both sexes gay or straight. I am a straight man and me and my gf engage in pegging regularly (she uses a strap-on). Men you seriously need to get over the taboo and learn about your prostate. It can also be pleasurable for women.
We all just need to give a little and get a little.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I know this for a fact to be true.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
FUUUUCK THAT! you’ve gotta save something for the honeymoon. shit! (oops, no pun intended!) lol
November 20th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Wow. It’s incredible seeing the 14 year olds, racists and morons crawl out of the woodwork. This isn’t youtube boys and girls, the slackjawed, moronic sentaces pouring out of your mouth are far worse than whats going into her arse. So she enjoys it? So what? Just because you don’t doesn’t mean the act itself is necessarily disgusting or painful, and can in fact be a fulfilling and enjoyable experience. Grow up.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:48 am
many couples practice this but since she is in the spotlight it’s a big deal, i guess. with a gorgeous behind like hers, why not!