Mary-Kate Olsen: Still Cooler Than You Are

September 24th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Arriving in Milan for Fashion Week.


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16 Responses to “Mary-Kate Olsen: Still Cooler Than You Are”

  1. keightlynn says:

    They are both so fucking hideous. I don’t see what anyone sees in either of them.
    My hair looks better than hers when I wake up in the morning.

  2. Someone says:

    Oh, yeah. She’s so cool because she murdered Heath Ledger. Isn’t Hairy-Hate Olsen the coolest ever?

  3. V says:

    Yeah, except even I have nicer hair than her.

  4. JustPeachy says:

    Rattiest. Hair. Ever. Doesn’t she have a comb or a mirror in that bag?

  5. quirkygirlkitten says:

    has anyone seen the film “grey gardens”? if so, you will understand what i mean when i say i know exactly what these two will look like in about 50 years.

  6. me says:

    Why are you chicks haters. It’s not like Mary Kate actually said she’s cooler than you. And it’s not like just because she was the baby on full house she needs to be perfect 24/7 just so YOU won’t have anything to pick at. You women can be suck bitches

  7. me says:

    *such bitches (no, that wasn’t a freudian slip)

  8. Niturnia says:

    So glad she’s taking time away from her busy career to travel to Milan to check out a fashion show. Maybe she’ll pick up some pointers?

  9. Señor Loco says:

    Good thing she smokes. Otherwise, her weight would no doubt skyrocket to a whoppin’ 85 lbs.

  10. PiratePete says:

    Bitch wishes! COOL people don’t smoke.

  11. A says:

    haha this is the best title ever… like it or not, the olsens are incredibly “cool”… its just the look/attitude/behavior theyve got… while they might not be “cool” in the sense that they make you want to be anorexic, smoke, wear their clothes, have their hair etc, everything they do/who they are embodies a hipster lifestyle that is inherently “cool”

  12. censorthis says:

    beet,
    i know it’s way cheaper to show these stupid images of D list celebrities, some of which even their parents have never heard of, than of brad and angelinas spawn, but please, can we keep the olsen photos down to say, once a month? they’re just fucking gross. i keep wanting to dye the bitches hair green and stick it straight up, strip them naked and put them on the shelf with my other troll doll collection from childhood.

  13. Jen B. says:

    Censorthis,
    Trolls had ROUND bellies. Not Concave bellies.

  14. Dmarie says:

    I like her hair. Maybe not in in the US, but it is here.

  15. Caz2 says:

    I think she has great style.

  16. ladyling says:

    @ quirkygirlkitten

    Good call! They’ll be fighting over who’s turn it is to feed wonderbread to the racoons that live in the walls.

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