Comments on: Just When You Thought Some Things Were Sacred

By: cj

cj — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:52:44 +0000

Penis or no penis, he is hideous. I know that’s mean so I feel compelled to add that I’m sure he’s a very nice person. But U-GLEE.

By: Liberty

Liberty — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:44:42 +0000

I know this kid that looks a lot like this guy, and that other dude…um Chad Michael Murray! (had to google it) and when he’s not high on coke, he is so fucking hot. Except not only is he 6 years younger than I am, but he acts like it.

And he does coke.

But oh my God, SO sexy.

@ Erin: So you LIKE befriending ppl who talk about penis? Those are wicked standards.

By: Beet Czar

Beet Czar — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:06:53 +0000

Bulge or no bulge, this dude has the perfect Jessica Biel, “I’m Just Saying”!

By: versacee

versacee — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:06:29 +0000

yay im surrounded by horny females.

bring it on. lol

By: AH

AH — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:28:20 +0000

@Jen B and Erin:

It’s funny because the first thing I looked for too in this picture was a penis bulge. JT isn’t necessarily that celebrity that does it for me and I never really liked nsync…but there is something about the man. Definitely. fuck. the. shit. out. of. him.

By: erin

erin — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:49:22 +0000

i want to be friends with every single person who commented this picture.

penis.

By: Snowbucks

Snowbucks — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 06:09:44 +0000

Mate. I didn’t notice penis buldge OR golf head belt. I suck

(you see what I did there? huh? penis, head AND suck. I win)

By: Liberty

Liberty — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:52:44 +0000

@ briana: AWESOME adjective. That’s gonna be my new “word” (nothing like a trend.)

I love that his belt is a little golf-sitck head. (huh-huh, “head”) If I liked golf, I would totally buy that belt.

And Beet, girl, go to sleep already dude. I mean I’m up late, but there’s I need to in order to finish this damn deadline. (Holy shit. I just used the word “deadline”. I’m officially a grown-up.)

“Quotation” “marks” “are” “fun”!! Wooo!

aaaand that’s the end of this hour’s Red-Bull-inspired midnight debauchery. Or something.

Hey, who can tell me where the name Red Bull comes from? (you have to from a certain generation to get this.) (I think.)

By: Jamie

Jamie — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:50:35 +0000

I agree with Jen B. I’d totally do him.

By: briana

briana — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:16:23 +0000

lol…. this whole thing is so… penisy

By: erin

erin — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:04:50 +0000

is it weird that the first thing i looked for in this picture is a penis bulge? no? ok good.. i agree.

By: censorthis

censorthis — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:00:17 +0000

the guy’s actually pretty damn funny. the dick in a box video on youtube is pretty clever.