Your Daily Paris, Or At Least What’s Left of Her

September 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet


We haven’t seen much of Paris Hilton — then again, there hasn’t been much of her to see.

The heiress hit up LAX with beau Benji Madden on Tuesday and looked particularly starving, even by Paris standards.

What’s up with this??? Does someone need a little bit of attention since she’s not currently banging a woman or releasing a comeback album?

Oh, and she wasn’t wearing a bra, so, ya know, that’s fun.

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22 Responses to “Your Daily Paris, Or At Least What’s Left of Her”

  1. long dong silver says:

    Beet, thanks for making my day, Boobs, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
    (sorry, my inner-neanderthal got the better of me : )

  2. wileEcoyote says:

    one day she`ll simply go…*poof!*…..and vanish before our very eyes.
    all that`ll be left is a limp leash attached to a bemused chihuahua!

  3. just me says:

    She’s even skinnier than Nicole! She looks awful. Or,even worse than usual.

  4. bumblebee says:

    lol @ her feet

    bigfoot *g*

  5. Caz2 says:

    I love her :)

  6. daphielass says:

    No bra, no shoes, in a track suit and a tank top. Just like me, except I don’t go out of my house without a bra because it would attract way more attention.

    @long dong silver
    Dude if your dong is all that long you can get way better and less herpefied skanks than Paris. Go for it man.

  7. AshleyStorm says:

    Damn, girl has big ass feet!

  8. Jen says:

    Dang - she has some serious gunboat feet! I bet she could do that Michael Jackson “lean way over without falling” move very easily!

  9. me says:

    wow, I don’t find this chick hot by any standards. I mean, she’s got no ass, she’s got no boobs, she’s got this huge rumor-ish jaw.. what’s the appeal? someone tell me

  10. happybaby says:

    she’s so thin that seems like a death’s-head.I like her’s look before as showed on seekingwealthy.com.hope she will be plumpy.

  11. gia says:

    i actually like her angular skinniness…that being said though, she has lost some weight, i bet its drugs.

  12. quirkygirlkitten says:

    her enormous feet always make me laugh.

  13. Jess says:

    If I had money like all these rich bitches I’d be stuffing my face 24/7 with amazingly expensive gourmet food! And I’d love every inch of the gigantic curves it gave me! What is wrong with all these girls?

  14. Jamie says:

    Jess, I totally agree… In any case, hire a nutritionist to give you the worlds best healthy delicious meals at your becking call.

    As for going braless, well, she’s at the airport, and she wants to be comfortable. I love wearing lounge clothes on the plane. I never understand why people where business suits or tight ass jeans on the plane… so uncomfortable and gives you ugly wrinkles!

  15. InTheKnow says:

    I luv ya, Beet, but Hilton is no heiress. As a matter of fact, she’s known about Conrad’s decision to leave the bulk of his wealth to charity for quite some time. This “hotel heiress” posturing was just another example of her phony hype.

  16. Ab says:

    It’s because of you they “can’t eat what they want” and be healthy.

  17. PoliteTia says:

    Big feet.

  18. leighley says:

    what ever happened to the rich people are supposed to be the fat ones and the poor are supposed to be starving skinny.

  19. jennatar says:

    what ever happened to the rich people are supposed to be the fat ones and the poor are supposed to be starving skinny.

    A lot of underclass might have too little time at the end of a 14-hour workday–and here I especially mean single parents–or enough money to buy good food. A lot of people will really try to feed all of their kids with a ten-spot spent at McDonalds. Some people have the time and money to spend on trainers, nutritionists, and speed. Also, thank you for reminding me I need to cancel the NutriSystem I can’t afford to eat anymore.

  20. gtrgrl21 says:

    Those feet are Honkin!!!!!!!!

  21. Jessie says:

    It’s just funny.. one day, and one day soon.. all the reprecussions of not eating and being sickly small will catch up to these starlets (if that’s what you can even call Paris) and one by one will they be picked off by the wrath of their own bodies rejecting it’s lack of nutrition.

  22. megan says:

    sorry, but her feet are ridiculously LARGE. maybe only because the rest of her is barely there

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