Why I Can’t Begin to Compete with TMZ.com

September 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet


Amount paid by TMZ to OJ Simpson buddy and trial witness Thomas Riccio for the audio recordings of his September 2007 meeting with OJ: $150,000.

Oh well.

They may have way more money to throw at stories about washed-up acquitted double murderers who are currently poised to serve a life sentence for stealing sports memorabilia, but they’ve got nothing that competes with my dog.


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13 Responses to “Why I Can’t Begin to Compete with TMZ.com”

  1. TSS says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Insert Jew joke here

  2. censorthis says:

    beet,
    sorry but that tmz dude harvey is one smart jewish guy! if you had been born jewish instead of some other moronic faith like catholic or methodist you’d probably have a chance, but nobody beats a jewish person at their game but another jew. just always remember, you’ve got christmas and they don’t. oh yeah, and you didn’t kill jesus.

  3. censorthis says:

    re; tss

    fuck dude, give me a minute, would you?

  4. jemms says:

    Actually, TMZ is losing it’s readership. Not alot, but it is showing a trend; backlash!

  5. Raye says:

    I thought Beet was Jewish? Am I way off here?

  6. mimi in mo says:

    @Raye I think you’re right.

  7. censorthis says:

    re; raye and mimi

    i’ve turned chimps out into the wild with more cognitive processes than the two of you combined. knock knock!

  8. Evil Beet says:

    Yes, I am Jewish.

  9. censorthis says:

    holy shit beet, can’t you see we’ve been using this post to weed out the retards! and now you had to go and ruin it!!

  10. Love the beet, hate beets says:

    ^^^^retards??? Idiots yes, retards no….douche!

  11. censorthis says:

    re; love the beet, hate beets

    ok. ok. in retrospect that may have been an insensitive comment i made, especially with the downs syndrome, sarah palin baby making all the headlines. it’s just that i have a sister that’s a retard and she has no clue beet’s jewish, so it made me think about her, that’s all. sorry if it made you think i was calling you a retard, which you obviously are, as i wasn’t even thinking about you when i wrote it. want to hug?

  12. Dee says:

    I like this so much more than tmz

  13. iheartbeet says:

    keep doing ur OWN thing…since when is tmz NOT paying 4 some “source” or “some scrupulous ill-gotten pics?”

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