I’m glad they are happy and still together. He takes his little boy, Homer, to the Yankee games and they are huge fans.

Anyway, he still looks like he could be gay.

for those of you not familiar with it, it seems that mr. gere, allegedly during a homosexual encounter, inserted a sweet little gerbil covered with cocaine into a condom, tied it, and shoved it up his ass. the struggling gerbil scratches the condom, releasing the cocaine slowly throughout richards poop chute and into his bloodstream. during this process the gerbil is jerking and quivering in it’s death throes, creating intense pleasure for mr. gere but not so much feel good moments for the confused hairy little mammal, who, at the moment, is wondering why he’s all of a sudden spelunking inside richard geres crap cavern. this vicious, but true, rumor caused a huge run on small pet shops. as gay men became more and more addicted to this kick-ass behavior they started using larger vermin like rats, guinea pigs, and even baby squirrels (the tails made them easy to remove when finished). even easter bunnies weren’t safe as little girls and boys were forced to struggle over the adorable little pink and baby blue bunnies at pet stores with desperate twinks jonesing for a ‘rabbit up their ass fix’ during this holiest of holidays.
so, where was i? oh yeah, i agree with caz2. cute, she looks happy.