Now I Know What My Non-Existent Boyfriend Is Getting Me for Christmas
September 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet
The impeccable Dita Von Teese launched her new line of lingerie for Wonderbra in London today by swinging from … a gigantic bra. Okay, that’s just weird. But the line is hot.
Seriously I don’t need a stupid boyfriend, I’m gonna put this shit on and model it for my cats. And they’re gonna be all like, “Damn, Mom, I’d do you,” and it’ll all be very confusing for everyone involved.
I can’t figure out how you actually BUY this stuff — it doesn’t appear to be available on the Wonderbra website just yet. Anyone know where this line is actually, ya know, for sale?
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insert talking animal having sex with beet joke here.
What do you mean “it’s not available”???
I just got mine from the Vietnamese Flea Market… come to think of it….that guy did look a little shady.
her waist looks tiny compared to the big two offas she is standing next to. ha. her waist measures 18″ I truly believe this.
Why no boyfriend, Evil? No fuck buddy or anything?
Once in a while Dita is waaaaay toooo perfect. At first glance I thought it was two models standing next to a wax mannequin.
re; thickmascara
oh yeah babe, beet’s got a fuck buddy, but you’re never gonna get to meet him. unless you sell D cell batteries.
I would seriously walk around in public in the one on the right.
Adorables.
Only available in Ireland and the UK. Dammit.
why is she posing with trannies??
re; kittenpause
holy shit! run for the hills before manica finds your ass! don’t say you weren’t warned.
lol! Manica doesn’t scare me, but thanks for the warning :)
Beet you are so hilarious. I love the way you write. Seriously.
That outfit on the right is super cute, but I really wish they’d put a girl with curves…IMHO, I just think it looks better. Not to say that skinny girls with smaller breasts aren’t beautiful in their own way, just some outfits look better on girls with more curves, when certain look better on girls without as much.
OMFG are her shoes for sale too?? She needs to start the shoe biz now, totally.. She never wears ugly shoes, they are ALWAYS georgeous.. Im so jealous..
dita looks fab, as always.
I saw them at Galleries LaFayette in Paris.
Tried them all on.
Nothing looked ‘wow’ on me though.
Its here> http://www.sexysciencebydita.com/
Oooh, there’s a contest to win a Bra from online@wonderbraworld.co.uk
Check it out!
so those models are def dudes, right??
She gives me the willies all over.
My Dita…Sweet Dita…If you only knew I existed we could rule the universe one pair of overflowing cups at a time…
beet i’m not even kidding, measure one of your cats (a girl of course) and i’ll sew a mini set for you for christmas. the polka dot one. just the bra and panties, no garter or stockings. (we have to be realistic)
No way Dita has an 18 inch waist without having ribs taken out. I am sorry but she is fucking unnatural. She is just unhuman and creepy.
@Joan
Awesome. Sexy cat outfit. I love it! All my cat has is a Santa suit. :(
Beet: You don’t have them on now and I’m saying, “Damn, Beet! I’d do you!!!” ;)
No matter how good looking the girl might be if she wore one of those outfits my tiny little soldier would shrivel up even more.