silly wabbit. beet ain’t all about that patch shaving shit. she’s way too busy typing and finding confusing videos for us plebeians to get all googly eyed over. my guess is she’s the rapunzel of the world of vagina fables.

When I first saw it I was like, “Holy shit this is SO inapprorpiate for this site WTF??” and started freaking out. Then, you know, I realized what it was and laughed.

You know, this totally reminds me of this one ad, that I’ve been looking and looking for, but I can’t find.

It was a real close close close up of an eye, turned vertically, so it would look like…um..well what they were trying to imply with this ad. And it was like, “You are are delicate too” or something along those lines. It was totally thought-provoking.

beet, you aren’t using us for personal gain are you? that would upset me almost as much as when i was 5 and i found out that santa claus wasn’t real and neither was my kindergarten teacher’s hard rubber penis she made me polish when my mom was running late.