HOLY SHIT CLAY AIKEN IS GAAAAAAAAAAY!
September 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet
OMG YOU GUYS.
Rock. My. World.
This is the new cover of People magazine, which will hit newsstands on Wednesday.
It’s Clay “Spamalot” Aiken — and he’s a HOMOSEXUAL!!!
You could knock me over with a feather right about now.
The Claymates are going to riot in the streets of the fly-over states. They’re going to cry themselves to sleep in small-town Alabama tonight. For everyone else, life will go on as usual.
Also: when is someone going to give the “Yes, I’m Gay” exclusive to anybody other than People magazine? Listen, Sam and Lindsay, if you’re going to do a formal sit-down about your Sapphic ways, could you give it to, like, Yachting Magazine or something? Like, sit down with one of their staff writers and talk about your sex lives? That would be so awesome of you guys if you could do that. Thanks.
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i just want to know where clay’s other hand is…that baby looks very nervous! yikes!
OMG. I never thought this day would come.
Which closetcases will we pick on now?
Good for him, I guess.
I always thought he was kinda hawt…
I wouldn’t think that this is much of a breaking story for People. It was always kind of understood, I thought.
Two glass closets shattered in one day? Crazy!
I think Beet’s sarcasm might come off as a bit dry…hint, hint.
Wait …what? I thought this was already confirmed?
…I’m so confused. ;)
I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell ya. Good for him.
I think he was the last to know.
FINALLLLLLLLLY!!!!!!!!!! YES! This makes my day :)
its about time that he bacame honest with himself
its realy lovely i like you :)
oh really??? holy shit.. she’s such a macho, i never thought he could be gay…………….. for fuck sakes.. what a ridiculous cover that is..
dear god,
why couldn’t clay aiken have been on a certain lear jet a few days ago? i know you’re all knowing, but why exactly are you keeping this guy around???
just asking.
Aww, that poor child has the biggest forehead I’ve ever seen :(
Still very cute…
dear censorthis,
you’re not very funny.
just sayin’.
The Claymates in my neighborhood are already beside themselves…The wailing and crying…Dear God!! While I can feel their pain I finally had to call 911 when they started the fire in the street and began throwing his records and mementos into the flames. Clay-man…Gay?!? I’m flummoxed, but honesty is the best policy!!
Who cares, but look how cute that baby is!
Oh wow…stop the press Clay is Gay! there is something to drop jaws. thought he would date a playboy model or something. lmfao. thats great.. poor kid gonna have a fag dad who can get him involved in tap and basket weaving. I agree wit censorthis. i wish travis and AM could continue their TRV$AM tour and we could have wiped out that gene pool. but oh well.
Thankg god he finally ended the biting suspense on that topic!
how’s daddy’s/momie? Come on MJ u can do it why not. U would be much happier. I do think it could have happened a long time ago. or is it just little boy’s 4 .
Awwe, Clays gaybee is so cute.
I am from small town Alabama and I couldn’t care less about his sexuality.
I always liked his voice and thought he should have won American Idol.
I hope that he is a good dad to the little munchkin. He looks like he is content for the first time in a lone time.
Anne
… In related news, grass is green…