Who the Hell Is This???

September 22nd, 2008 by Evil Beet


This is the just-released cover for the new Christina Aguilera Greatest Hits album.

Um … is she in a spacesuit?

What’s going on here?

I’m confused.


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33 Responses to “Who the Hell Is This???”

  1. pnut says:

    looks like a blow up sex doll….

  2. Tasha says:

    the “spacesuit” doesnt botter me, the transvesti in it does!! OMG looks like a man!! with tons of makeup

  3. Alex says:

    Looks like a movie in the future. This lady’s definitely ready to take off…

  4. Really? says:

    “Christina Aguilera keeps gettin’ better”??? You outha be kidding me…

  5. HoLy says:

    Weird!………
    Agree with you, Tasha ans pnut!
    She looks like a dragqueen or a blow up sex doll!……..

    What happened to the classy Christina Aguilera!….:(

  6. Tracy says:

    She’s been airbrushed into oblivion!! Makeup aside, the features don’t even look like her. Sad.

  7. Shan says:

    She looks like the girl from the U.K. Katie Price?

  8. Horse Marine says:

    Reminds me of Cher.

  9. Shiri says:

    Is this really Xtina??? It looks nothing like her, what happened to her face?

  10. Susie says:

    …she’s wearing Lindsay Lohan’s ugly lipstick too!

  11. Diana says:

    does this scream “Cher!” to anybody else besides me??

  12. Barney says:

    it seems, these days anyway, she’s rockin the HSN Suzanne Somers look with a little Linda Bollea…..

  13. Erin says:

    Really…was there EVER a “classy Christina” HoLy?

  14. S says:

    Xtina is stealing Lady GaGa’s look, that’s what’s going on.

  15. Karra says:

    Look like she’s taking a page out of Cher’s book.

  16. lorelei says:

    I had that same lipstick in High school back in the 80’s

  17. Holly says:

    Holy shit she looks like Cher

  18. Tako says:

    Here we go again with the drag queen look… And wtf is up with the greatest hits?.. She aint got no greatest hits ffs.. Ridiculous..

  19. la la lackadaisical says:

    i think she looks hot. Yes there is a lot of makeup and airbrushing…blah blah blah, who gives a shit

  20. Liz says:

    she looks like she’s stuck in the late 90’s, early 2000’s.

  21. joan says:

    omg it’s like if aubrey o’day and cher had a baby, a boy baby, and it grew up to be a tranny. and what, is there gonna be like 2 songs on it?

  22. Ricardo says:

    whens this ho gunna tone down the tranny clown look???? you would think it was just a phase or whatever but its becoming the signature look, GROSS!

  23. Metherer says:

    Definately looks like she is channeling Katie Price/Jordan.

    Not good, as she can look bloody stunning on her ownsome.

  24. m-a says:

    I smell haters! She looks a bit… different, but whatev.I kind of like it actually. Her voice is amazing and when it comes down to it, that’s all that matters.

  25. Brynja says:

    That is THE ugliest shit ever.. Why, why, why Christina (looks more like a Christian here..)? I vaguely remember a time where I thought of you as pretty.. Good lord.

  26. Grace says:

    I also thought of Cher when I saw this.

  27. Lia says:

    I think the idea was that even in the further future she is going to continue to get better…I guess. *Yawn*….too complicated for the masses in my opinion. She should keep it simple and pretty.

    ~LIA~

  28. keightlynn says:

    She looks like an less exaggerated version of Cher.

  29. PiratePete says:

    Its a vacuum helmet trying to keep the last brain sells in… and it’s failing….

  30. PiratePete says:

    how dyslexic of me…. cells ;P

  31. lnthegr81 says:

    It looks like a fat man wearing a t-shirt with her face stretched over his belly and a red hula hoop.

  32. Anonymous says:

    doesn’t she know that britney did the space thing a decade ago.

  33. Pinky says:

    LOVE IT

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