Jessica Simpson Farts in the Sack
September 19th, 2008 by Evil Beet
From a recent interview about Tony Romo: “To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”
Hey, at least she’s honest.
Heh, one girl sent me an entry to the Life of Tim contest detailing how she’d accidentally sharted in bed with a one night stand. I almost peed myself laughing so hard. Seriously these entries are gold. I can’t wait to print my faves.
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No problem! I just want to fuck her mellons and then send her home.
Jessica Simpson is disgusting. I dig chicks, I write about chicks in my blog, but you couldn’t pay me enough to even look at this one in the flesh. There’s just something about 2 barely existing brain cells stuffed in a dress that makes me want to puke.
LOL Kudos to her for at least owning up to her farts.
I would drag my balls through five miles of glass just to hear her fart on the phone!
wow really
Honestly who doesn’t.
Jessica Simpson is turning in to a fat annoying attention whore. Will some one please tell her that the public is tired of her. She had moment with the Chicken of the Sea thing.
The novelty has worn off and everyone has moved on, Including Nick Lacey.
such lovely comments
Dear Jess ranked 60 on the Power Rank 100 listing of celebrities in 2007. Her earnings for the year were $7 million.
Now she’s chatty about tootin’ in the sheets? I wonder how that will affect her 2008 earnings?
she is such a delicate flower.
On the plus side you can feed her Tuna and she will think it is Chicken.
we would love to sniff her windy toxic perfume from her buttsy..
http://fartingwomen.blogspot.com
I would let Jessica Simpson fart on my dick and then I would nutt in her ass
She could lick the cum off the head of my dick too and I might let her fart in my face and then I would nutt down her throat
She’d be good for one night, even with the farting.