OMFG

September 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Here’s Pamela Anderson and a “mystery man” at the Vivienne Westwood show at London Fashion Week.

Seriously this bitch is smoking so much crack these days.

You guys may think I’m kidding, but I’m not. Pam has been out of her head high in every single photo I’ve seen of her in the past couple of weeks. She’s losing her shit, and fast.

Rehab. Soon. Count on it.


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33 Responses to “OMFG”

  1. Diana says:

    WTF is up with that mystery man? I sure hope it’s not a new trend.

  2. Yanne says:

    Word on the street is that it’s Michael Jackson under there. Anyone else hear this?

  3. She has looked WORN and wasted most of the time, kind of sad to see.

  4. Erin says:

    Ummm…that is just weird. Beet, I do wonder a little why you are more concerned with the fact that she is high and not that she has a member of the White Man Group beside her the whole time. WTH???

  5. censorthis says:

    finally, a celebrity that’s into white guys.

  6. anonymous says:

    she looks like total garbage. not that she’s ever really looked good b/c she’s a fake barbie wanna-be. i pitty her kids who have freak shows as so-called parents.

  7. Mallory says:

    whats sad is she’s more plastic then him!

  8. Charlotte says:

    Did they ever find Olivia Newton John’s “missing husband???” Well now we know where he’s been hiding.. under a freaky plastic mannequin costume

  9. T&S says:

    OMFG right thats fuckin scary i mean pam not that killer next to her

  10. momster says:

    How can that guy breathe?

  11. oh, noes, Pam!! Hurry, go to bed for a couple weeks and sleep it off!

  12. jinx says:

    So that’s what happened to Max Headroom.

  13. quirkygirlkitten says:

    i sooo wish i hadn’t zoomed in on her face.

  14. joan says:

    why does she look like lady elaine fairchild?

  15. LaLa says:

    when if first saw the pic i thought it was some weird mannequin thing. and then i was like woah she’s dragging a mannequin thing around with her? she is not only on crack she is cracked. and then i noticed that it was sitting down. where would you even FIND a guy like that? like seriously, is everyone going to pick them up at their local wal mart now?

  16. jemms says:

    She is always fidgeting with her damn hair and hunching over like to hide her face or something self-concious. She seems desperately insecure.

  17. RachelBlair says:

    I must know more about this. Please, Beet, I beg of you, if you find any more information on this and can elaborate on this bizzare situation, please post. Thank You.

  18. Steve Johnson says:

    WHORE. Did I say that out loud? Too bad.

  19. Jax says:

    Wasn’t she linked to Michael Jackson..

  20. rayne says:

    she’s got a face on her like a can of smashed assholes

  21. MissChessecake2008 says:

    How does he wear that? I can’t believe theres a man under there! That is truly disturbing!

  22. mimi in mo says:

    That would be a great Halloween costume. And the mannequin guy too.

  23. Alex says:

    Mannequin man, strippin on Ellen…it’s truly sad watching a human being as they fall deeper into the aybss.

    Not that she started out with much. But she converted a gig as a beach bunny into becoming the creator of syndicated adventure series that lasted for a few profitable seasons.

    She had quite a ride for a while but selling yourself too cheap is not the formula for lasting success. Be well my fair lady…and buckle up…

  24. molly says:

    OMG is right. What happened to her face? She used to be so beautiful.

  25. Karma says:

    What happened to her face you ask?

    Age my dear ~ blessed blessed age :)

    What in the end makes us all equal.

  26. mobby says:

    Time to retire.

  27. Erin says:

    Okay…so, seriously. Who’s the white guy?

  28. Jodes says:

    it’s so michael jackson.
    they’ve been rumored hanging out for a while now.
    i’m betting on it.

    <3

  29. briana says:

    am I high? am I really seeing a walking mannequin? wow

  30. ribbet says:

    she is the poster child for spf 50

  31. Marsha says:

    that white dude is totally michael jackson in hiding!

  32. Fleur says:

    Dang she has a belting pair of pins.

  33. Anonymous says:

    seems like pammy is sharing her crack with other people…. what’s up with the guy in white? i didn’t even realize he was a real person at first.

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