Comments on: Oh Praise Jesus, Paris Hilton’s Dogs Are Fine!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:40:32 +0000

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By: Delaney

Delaney — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:05:19 +0000

No…. they were eaten. It’s just that she has a thousand clones in kennels in their ‘doggie mansion’ or as i call it “Paris’ dog spawning ranch.”

By: jemms

jemms — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:22:27 +0000

@Paris; your handbag is adorable.

By: briana

briana — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 16:12:37 +0000

wtf? where is the dog joke? like ‘ here is a picture of a dog nursing her four puppies’..

sorry thats so not clever- im not in any condition right now to be trying to think of dog jokes…

By: censorthis

censorthis — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:19:49 +0000

you mean to tell me the coyote i killed last night as revenge was for nothing? dang it!

By: beebeec

beebeec — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:45:35 +0000

Yehaw. I wish a coyote would gobble her up instead of any puppy.

By: Veronica

Veronica — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:38:59 +0000

Those huge sunglasses and that hair makes her look like Morgan Fairchild…in the 1970’s. Morgan was (still is) pretty, Paris is not, she’s not even a good Morgan imitation.

By: Dmarie

Dmarie — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 08:17:44 +0000

yeah i found this website looking for an image of stephanie tanner lol

By: Canaduck

Canaduck — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 06:20:35 +0000

Remember that South Park episode where Paris Hilton’s dogs kept killing themselves rather than listen to her inane chatter for one more second?

…yeah.

By: AL

AL — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:17:56 +0000

Thank Goodness! I can sleep soundly tonight.

By: T&S

T&S — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:53:45 +0000

her dogs look miserable but i cant blame them i wouldnt want to hang with a mindless slut

By: lorelei

lorelei — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:53:19 +0000

I’m glad, losing an animal can be devastating