Getting Into the Journalism Business
September 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Ice-T’s super-classy wife, Coco, has launched a magazine. It’s called — you guessed it! — Coco, and it is, according to The Sun, “filled entirely with shots of herself.”
OMG.
Who the hell is going to buy this?
Are people actually attracted to this woman?
What the hell is she charging for this magazine? Please, folks, if you see one on a newsstand, email me with what it costs. And then linger by the newsstand for the rest of the day and photograph and interview everyone who buys one. I must know who these strange creatures are.
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The price is right above the barcode, but I can’t read it b/c my monitor is shitty!
I like the fig leaf bikini…it’s so “original sin.”
It’s just a special edition thing right? She’s not going to come out with a new magazine every month filled with pictures of herself? I hope.
its good 2 know america is stayin classy
The strange people are called MEN, dumbass.
She looks like dead barbie in the one with the gold boots.
it looks like it says “black men” right above the barcode? maybe that answers the question of who is going to buy it?
yeah, take it from me, it’s a black man magazine. i’ll put it right next to my copy of The Audacity of Hope.
LOL @Censor!
I understand there’s a whole section of Camel Toe.
why does her ass look like that? does she have implants? soooo not cute!
“MW–The strange people are called MEN, dumbass.”
You mean “DUMBASS men”, right? I say this because you can get two billion pictures exactly like hers on the internet, only they’re for free and feature way more attractive women.
She makes Aubrey look like a preacher’s daughter.
What the HELL is wrong with her ass!!! It looks like someone attached GI Joe’s legs on a Barbie. You can even see the seam at the attached appendage
eww gross, i can totally tell shes had butt and boob implants…but why the hell are her hips so wide????? does she have implants on her hips or something????
grooooosssssss
a whole section on “camel toes” , eh?
nah!…..I don`t think I`d be buying anything like that……..(!)
She’s like a car wreck… totally awful, but you still have to look at every single picture.
It’s 10 bucks. And yes, I would buy it. I am actually going to ask my boyfriend to buy for me because I am a grad student and cannot afford a $10 magazine.
Beet, I love your blog. But you are wrong about this. I love the tits and the hips. And I am a 30 year old woman.
The all american girl eh?
This is real old-school stuff like 1980s Playboy….or Hustler. Anyone betting this mag’s sales won’t be moderately decent in the US? Did I say decent…well I meant that figuratively speaking;)
This woman has a HUGE vagina! Okay, well it sure looks that way, she needs a much wider bottom. Good thing she shaved eh? I’ve never seen ass implants before. Not attractive I must say…
I love Coco and Ice T. They are crazy and seem totally happy together!
Yea for her nasty cameltoe! I bet she has quite the buildup in her HUGE vagina from her clothes always being rammmmmmed up there…aparently I missed the memo that camel toes are back in and men find them sexy!
No, I guessed the magazine would be called plastic and would have lots of ads about recycling.
It’s like a freak show!! Her hips and ass or SOOOO big!! I didn’t know they grew that big while the rest of the body stays normal.
Does she really have ass implants???
i love you
“Uhh.. I like the women with a big butt. Uh.. you know, something you can hold onto and hit with a car antenna.”
-Garrett Morris
You guys are hysterical. Thanks for the commentary, lol.
re; michelle
my dear, cameltoes are always in. literally.
i saw her and hubby at a cheap nail salon in phoenix…
You can actually see a vag lip on the cover. I bet that wouldn’t be cool if it was covered in hair, like it normally would. So yucky!!!
i’m not sure how to put this, but her lady parts are fat, like she’s had them injected with collagen or something. is that possible?
Now step back and think of that in 40 yr’s. What is up must come down.
I love
You are all f@gs. Coco is the best, none of you wimps could handle her and all you chicks are jealous