Enjoy It While It Lasts!

September 18th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Here’s 90210 semi-starlet AnnaLynne McCord (you may know her better as “the one who eats”) at the Emmy swag lounge, eagerly posing with everything. I mean, fucking everything. Listen, AnnaLynne, baby, the A-listers don’t pose on bicycles. They just don’t. But you don’t really care, do you? Your show’s gonna last another half-season, and then you’ll be gone forever, and you know it. So get your hands on everything you can, gorgeous.

Also: Doesn’t she totally look 16?


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25 Responses to “Enjoy It While It Lasts!”

  1. T&S says:

    the must be like bitch get off the stuff this aint a photo shoot

  2. jen says:

    She even posed with pistachios!!

  3. Diana says:

    this hussy looks ooooold!

  4. AL says:

    To me, she will always be the total ho bag from Nip/Tuck.

  5. ricardo says:

    What a retard!

  6. Canaduck says:

    She has the same strained, closed-mouth smirk on her face in almost every picture.

    I can already hear the ANTM judges telling her she looks “too catalogue.”

  7. Abbi says:

    …. She is POSING with a bottle. Go back to facebook darling.

  8. Cacey says:

    She looks goofy but I LOVE her outfit!

  9. jk says:

    Enjoy your 15 minutes.

  10. Sina says:

    She is so beautiful!

  11. Saved by the Bell says:

    She looks like Elizabeth Berkley!

  12. nomen cognomen says:

    Why is it that it’s always the people who don’t need free/cheap things that get free/cheap things?

    I’m still very bitter about what’shisname getting a Burger King Gold Card when we know he can spare $3 for a burger… and I bet he doesn’t even eat BK that much.

    Hmmph.

  13. Nicole says:

    I dunno if i would call her “the one who eats”– she’s pretty effing skinny too.

  14. jinx says:

    She’s just practicing for her next career: hawking junk on QVC.

  15. quirkygirlkitten says:

    is she retarded?

  16. kittenpause says:

    wow, what a total tard

  17. Erin says:

    This chick is funny.

  18. jemms says:

    She was great on “Nip Tuck”; why’d she leave that show? anybody know?

  19. maple says:

    That is HILARIOUS! I don’t think I could whore myself out like that for free shit…. especially crappy free shit.

  20. briana says:

    yeah I dont think the CW knows what real 16 year olds look like. I dont care how rich they are. maybe they should watch a few episodes of super sweet 16.

    Shoot, if I were here i would be getting the most out of this stupid 90210 show. Not only should she be getting free stuff, but she needs to secure her future by getting DUIs and making sex tapes.

  21. Fleur says:

    Perhaps someone whispered in here ear that ‘The Price Is Right’ was scouting at the function.

  22. she belongs on retard island says:

    she is a classless and tacky wanna be. honestly, she is a child- in a grown up world. someone should hit her with a a reality stick and let her know to keep her legs closed…..

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