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Looking Good, Renee!

September 17th, 2008 by Evil Beet


For the first time in recent memory, Renee Zellweger’s face doesn’t look like it went through a damn paper shredder right before she walked the red carpet. Yes, Botox and microderm, but still. She looks half-decent for the first time in awhile. So I’m going to overlook the fact that she found this dress in an old props box from the set of Dallas.

At the LA screening of Appaloosa.




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14 Responses to “Looking Good, Renee!”

  1. Smirfy Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:42 pm

    I would have to agree with all the above. Girl needs to stay home, if she is going to do chemical peels and microderm.

  2. Klipper Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    She gets more and more Asian every time I see her. I wonder if she can see through solid objects yet the way real Asian people can.

  3. Shan Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 6:04 am

    You’re right Beet- she does look pretty good compared to what she normally looks like.

  4. Beet Czar Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 7:13 am

    Better is such a relative term. She has the shiniest(damn, my impeccable spelling) face I’ve ever seen. She needs to stop getting work done before she ends up looking like Joan Rivers.

  5. Tasha Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 7:14 am

    what is it with her legs?

  6. OC Babe Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 7:35 am

    @ Tasha:

    I was thinking the exact same thing! Looking at her legs my my shins hurt! :-(

  7. OC Babe Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Opps, I meant to say *….make my shins hurt*! I sould never type (or talk pre-Caffeine fix……………..

  8. mimi in mo Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    I agree with Beet Czar & Tasha

  9. quirkygirlkitten Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 8:49 am

    too tight, too shiny.

  10. Julia Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Has she been taking posing lessons from the tranny “America’s Top Model”? Good god, that’s rehearsed–all the to her fingers!

  11. Caz2 Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 9:44 am

    OH DEAR.

  12. Veronica Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    For the first time EVER she looks like she has some color. That pasty white thing was gross. Then she turns around and dresses like Alexis Carrington from Dynasty…well, I guess we can’t have everything.

    Keep up with the tanning or fake bake or whatever Renee, it looks better than your usual ghost white self.

  13. kittypause Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 10:47 am

    She used to be adorable. What has she done to herself??? She looks plastic.

  14. Maddog Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Why is Zellweger my least favorite ever? I cant stand the sight of her. She makes my penis crawl inside my body. Can anyone answer this? She is disgusting to me….I have no idea…

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