Comments on: Evil Beet Is Hiring

By: verbatim

verbatim — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:56:26 +0000

I hear ole Dubya’s soon gonna have some spare time… Never before was there a finer wordsmith and elite specimen of grammarian!

um…..

on second thoughts, perhaps Spitefull Lars would do a better job…

By: iiirene

iiirene — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 00:02:47 +0000

Spiteful Lars!!!!!!!
i love reading your posts!!

By: Cynicism

Cynicism — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:56:19 +0000

The bits of Beet’s personal life are one of the reasons I prefer this blog over others. It shows that there’s a real person behind all of it, unlike other sites whose writers seem to be machines programmed to write snarky articles.

By: jemms

jemms — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:27:06 +0000

dlisted is very funny; check it out.

By: quirkygirlkitten

quirkygirlkitten — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:51:43 +0000

if TSS gets the job maybe we’ll get more celebrity snark and less diet updates!

By: Cherilyn

Cherilyn — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:15:13 +0000

TSS for the job!

By: Sancho

Sancho — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:33:43 +0000

I’ll totally do it!

By: Mallory

Mallory — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:33:17 +0000

See JoJo this is why we want TSS and not you. His sarcasm is funny, yours is just bitchy.

By: TSS

TSS — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:27:24 +0000

Hey Jojo,

It’s awesomeness…. just like the spring in your pants and the douche stain in your panties during your virtual reality sexy times.

By: jojo

jojo — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:40:57 +0000

Wow, I wonder what that must feel like to be the “big man on campus” in virtual reality. TSS? Do you walk around with a new spring in your step? Or just in your fingertips?

By: Mallory

Mallory — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:34:22 +0000

o my gosh. TSS you MUST apply. I LOVE reading your comments and would love even more to read a whole article!PUH-LEEZE!

By: Mamie

Mamie — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:03:35 +0000

Omg!! get the paddles, I’m about to code. You could have given me a little more warning in the title ie: “Sit Down Because I’m About To Reach In And Pluck Your Little Beet Wannabe Heart Out Of Your Chest” Yikes!