Total. Awesomeness.

September 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Guiness Book of World Records did the greatest photo shoot ever yesterday, with He Pingping, the world’s shortest man, posing in Trafalgar Square with Svetlana Pankratova, the woman with the longest legs in the world.

Talk about easy access!

He’s right there!

Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

I ::heart:: these pics. Too cute!


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24 Responses to “Total. Awesomeness.”

  1. Anonymous says:

    actually he’s not quite right there…he needs a big ol boost to be right there.

  2. TSS says:

    Whew….

    For a second there… I though BEET took Mini-me were playing “Crouching cougar Hidden midget”

  3. me says:

    Damn.. Imagine hittin that??? And she’s not really that bad looking either. Please don’t hate me ladies. Just taking my turn to objectify women.

  4. anonymouse says:

    she’s got great legs, though… i wonder how long they are?

  5. Beet Czar says:

    Keep thinking upskirt here.

  6. krispy says:

    Those are some crazy great legs! Wow.

  7. Canaduck says:

    Odd indeed. Her legs look longer than my whole body. How long ARE they?

    Note: Holy cow, I checked–they’re just over four feet long. Her legs are only a foot shorter than I am.

  8. Erin says:

    I can’t get over how much I LOVE this picture!

    I love it so much I set it as my desktop at work to keep my moral sky rocketed.

  9. Skye says:

    that little man is SO FRIGGIN CUTE!!!

  10. Horse Marine says:

    Aaaaaahahahahahaha!! Excellent.

  11. ann says:

    What a lucky guy! hahaha :)

  12. Donkey Punch says:

    All I think about are birth defects and pollution when I see photos like that.

  13. censorthis says:

    don’t let ranae see this guy! the bitch is probably already charging up her video recorder.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Her legs are 132cm long…. and yes, I would.

  15. Ashley says:

    it looks like she shat out a little mongolian man

  16. wpolochick says:

    LMAO @ censorthis

  17. rayne says:

    must be a bitch shaving those stilts

  18. nzbruin says:

    Seriously… I have been a reader of Evil Beet for a while now, and nothing has ever inspired me to write… Until now…

    That is one outstanding photo

  19. Anonymous says:

    BUT DO THEY HAVE A SEX TAPE?

    (sorry, the joke made before was funnier, but i couldn’t resist)

  20. Bushwacker says:

    Gotta love an Amazon. The story was that later she lubed up his whole body.

  21. Jenny04 says:

    You ladies sound jealous

  22. NoOdLes! says:

    Ohh… MY GOD what a hot leg’s Grrr!!

  23. murrkimbai says:

    Wow, Svetlana should really be a new standard of beauty. A very powerful, majestic looking woman.

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