LA Cops Get Wrist-Slapping for Jamie-Lynn Spears Decoy

September 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Remember how, when Jamie-Lynn Spears visited LA last week with her baby in tow, the uniformed cops actually escorted a FAKE Jamie-Lynn out the door to distract the paps while JLS herself was escorted directly off the tarmac from a Delta flight?

Apparently the higher-ups were not super-psyched that the LAX cops got to have so much fun.

“It is not the policy or practice for Airport Police to provide a celebrity decoy,” LAX spokesman Albert Rodriguez says. “Airport Police has opened an internal investigation of the incident and will take appropriate administrative action if warranted. Los Angeles World Airports policy prohibits special courtesies to be provided to celebrities, unless extenuating circumstances such threat of danger to the individual or the safety of the general public are involved.”

A police source says that the decision was made to protect the safety of the baby. “It would never ever have happened if she didn’t have the baby,” says the source.

What do you guys think?

Did the LAX cops make the right call?


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23 Responses to “LA Cops Get Wrist-Slapping for Jamie-Lynn Spears Decoy”

  1. TSS says:

    Beet, you were the decoy weren’t you???

    I thought I saw you carrying an oversized burrito at the airport.

  2. censorthis says:

    yes, they made the right call. jamie-lynn spears is a national treasure and is to be protected at any cost.

  3. TSS says:

    Britney’s a dumb bitch. She probably picked up the decoy instead. “Aw the baby’s so cute… but why is he black?”

  4. Chris says:

    Or TSS is a dumb bitch… because the article ISN’T ABOUT BRITNEY!! It’s about her sister, Jamie-Lynn, just like the TITLE and the article says!

  5. Tracy says:

    I guess I am neutral. It’s silly that she’s “the other Spears” and needs protection from airline police, shouldn’t they have better things to occupy their time? At the same time, though, I don’t see it as a big problem warranting an investigation and all sorts of action.

  6. TSS says:

    Or Chris’ momma is a dumb bitch and should’ve aborted your no brain, tiny peepee ass when she had the chance because I was implying that Britney “picked up” her little sister at the airport.

    “Derrrr my name id Chris .. and my daddy fucked his youngn sister and den I was borny”

  7. Abbi says:

    I don’t see the problem. She doesn’t want to be overwhelmed by a throng of paparazzi with her little baby in her arms.

  8. Fleur says:

    If I were a cop at LAX, I’d want all the mindless pranks and entertainment allowed within the black-and-white interpretation of the operations manual. Good on ‘em.

  9. Alex says:

    LA cops doing protection for stars? Sounds like standard operating procedures for them. Got to protect what brings the tourists….job security I’d say:)

  10. Schmillian says:

    I am tired of my L.A. tax dollars going to waste on this kind of bullsh*t!! Our city (and state) is in financial trouble and this is where resources are going? Crazy!

  11. Zell says:

    Someone has to do something. The paps have gotten out of hand. No one cares about either Spears girls except the entertainment shows. Those girls are old news.

  12. censorthis says:

    re; tss

    boy, you bagged that bitch, didn’t you? glad you got to vent!

  13. mimi in mo says:

    I’m alright with it because she had her baby with her.

  14. lorelei says:

    Maybe if they did this a few times for more stars the airports would be a little less insane when someone tries to fly. I know it’s not a popular opinion, but even famous people deserve a little privacy

  15. Janaycore says:

    I think she should have to hire her own decoy. I always hire my own decoys and police.

  16. anon says:

    People are always quick to say that cops did something worng when they were trying to prevent or prevent escalation of a potential problem. Excessive force or whatever. If they don’t do anything and something DOES go wrong who does the finger get pointed at? The cops. It’s unfortunate that they can’t win. You know this “internal investigation” was prompted by someone external.

  17. long dong silver says:

    The law needs to be changed with regards to the Paparazzi.
    Our Princess Diana event is a ticking time bomb for us.

  18. quirkygirlkitten says:

    WTF?! if she wanted security she should have hired a bodyguard and not relied on the LAX police. i’m sure the people at the airport would like the airport police to actually provide airport security for everyone, not waste their time escorting some dumb hick off a plane.

  19. Grandizer says:

    Glad to see people taking those new posting guidelines to heart…
    :rolleyes:

    And she isn’t that popular to need a public escort. Nor do I ever remember a paparazzi ever knocking a child to the ground from the parents arms / protection.

    Hope people lose some pay over this, no one should lose their job though.

  20. linda says:

    Lyn is a bitch. great mom. How about your family hooking up with the Oneal’s wouldn’t that be one crazy ride!!!

    • bilal says:

      fuck you motherfucker. jamie lynn isn´t a bitch. she´s very nice. I love you jamie lynn spears!!! bilal from Germany.

  21. lauren says:

    yes they did make the right call. i wish there were more of this happening tp protect celebrities.

  22. Anonymous says:

    omg i sooo wish i was the one that fucked her in her tight pussy

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