Audrina Patridge Is a Very Serious Actress
September 16th, 2008 by Evil Beet
The Hills starlet has been cast alongside fellow “actress” Rumer Willis in the upcoming slasher remake The House on Sorority Row, which sounds a lot like the plot of I Know What You Did Last Summer but probably with more nip-slips and less Jennifer Love Hewitt.
There are two very pleasant pieces of information that come along with this news:
1) The film will be shooting in Pittsburgh, PA this winter, which is far away from LA and paparazzi and maybe we won’t have to see either Audrina or Rumer for several months, which would be lovely. It also brings the possibility that Rumer’s chin will get frostbite and fall off, and maybe then I’ll be able to look at her face without getting ill.
2) It’s not like anyone’s going to see this movie anyway.
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She is HOT!
I think Audrina is gorgeous.
Weird, but still gorgeous.
You know, I really don’t mind Audrina. Now lo and Lauren I can’t stand.
lmao … “It also brings the possibility that Rumer’s chin will get frostbite and fall off, and maybe then I’ll be able to look at her face without getting ill”. Her chin takes over her whole face.
Oh noooo that means they’ll be by ME
She should sue her plastic surgeon for the scars he left on her fake tits.
let’s see. she matters, why?
Her lack of lips bothers me more than I can express.
She is great and so straight out attractive. what a beauty Thee only reson I watch The Hills . there with ya babe.