We Now Have a Guide to Commenting

September 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Please be sure to read it.

Has it been your experiences that other bloggers will ban you/delete your comments because you disagree with them?

Because seriously if I have one more person leave a comment like “What’s the matter, Beet? Couldn’t handle my brilliant argument that disagrees with you? When I said you were dropped on your head as a child? Was that logic just too elegant for you to handle??” when, in truth, I’m in the car and so I haven’t even seen your comment yet, much less had a chance to approve it — which I WILL do, and then you will feel exceedingly stupid — I’m going to reach through the Internet and strangle anything I can get my hands on, which will likely be some manner of fiber optic network.

I am going to start banning people JUST BECAUSE they’ve falsely accused me of censoring them.

Read the guidelines, please.


Before you leave a comment, please make sure you've read our Guide to Commenting. It could save you a great deal of embarrassment.

53 Responses to “We Now Have a Guide to Commenting”

  1. spob says:

    this dude has the right idea

    BUMP

    V. Eye Pete Says:

    Censorship is bad. If there was more of it this site would not exist.

    I think it is only good sportsmanship that a person who can feel free to criticize someone’s eyebrows, remain open to criticism herself. Which Beet does for the most part, but she is human and has done the delete thing more than once with people who are not spammers. TISK TISK BEET. If you can’t take the smell of onions, stay out of the onion soup!

    Perhaps every celebrity should have ‘delete rights’ too. If you put their picture in here they should be given a special key which allows them to remove critical remarks about themselves they don’t feel are appropriate. Then everyone would have equal rights, except this would be a very short blog.

    Now Beet……. about your eyebrows……..

  2. Ashley says:

    The Dave Matthews Band sucks. Beet – I love ya even more.

  3. Mallory says:

    TSS is so funny. i beg you. do not ban him/her.

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