Pretty Pretty Princess
September 13th, 2008 by Evil Beet
A freshly single Sarah Silverman sports an uncharacteristically feminine look at the primetime creative arts Emmy awards in LA.
You were too good for Jimmy anyway, Sarah!
If I were into chicks, I’d do you. Actually, that’s not true. You’re funny but you’re not my type. I’m saving myself for Lohan.
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I love Sarah! she is sooo funny!
The dress is pretty, but the shoes are retarded!
It looks like the heal is coming out the wrong place.
i think she’s trying way too hard.
her shoes look like the kind that men wear to do the ball and chain toss at the scottish games. all she’ll have to do is stick the metal part into the earth for traction and then hurl jimmy kimmel as far as she can.
her shoes are hideous.
and i hate pink, but other than that the dress and sweater are cute.
honestly i think she has a very unattractive face, but whatever floats your boat.
Sarah is ace. My favourite line from her DVD is “I was licking jelly off my boyfriend’s cock, and I thought to myself… I’m turning into my mother!”
That tickled me for some reason.
She reminds me of a fancy swan in that picture.
two observations;
1. keightlynn: please don’t use the word ‘retarded’ and then use ‘heal’ instead of ‘heel’. it makes you appear retarded to certain people that read your post.
2. this reminds me of the time i had a genie offer me three wishes and now i wish i’d saved one of them to be a carpet fiber in sarah’s carpet. i feel so retarded.
Are those heels for real? Weird.
Dude. I think those shoes are fucking awesome. I would have never thought of something like that… and with the circle where it looks like the heel is invisible so cool.
are those the marc jacob’s backward heels?! i love those shoesssss, they’re so awesome!
I want those shoes. I want them now.
i don’t understand how those even serve as shoes. what silly engineer fashioned those?
S.S. is a disgrace to females and humanity in general and a cute dress won’t help her.
this chic is too funny…that matter-of-fact delivery just kills me every time…and she looks good here…i like it
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right on beet: sarah is too good for jimmy kimmel & definately save yourself for LiLo
I love her shoes, they’re so unique :]
Those shoes are United Nude and very expensive, they’re very cool.
Sarah Silver not into her, Im with the beet bring on Lohan any day..!
I mean Silverman… whoops!
Well for Silverman, the shoes must’ve been pretty cheap, £110.00.
LOL @ you beet. Actually I’m saving myself for Lohan 2… remember… sharing is caring… :P
those shoes are strange, but i love sarah. she’s beautiful and quite funny.
ugly shoes, pretty dress, seems like she is uncomfortable though
the shoes could rock in a different color. with a different dress. but she does look pretty cute, for her.
Those are probably the best shoes EVER.
Definitely not a fan of the dress, shoes…..or her.
on second thought, aren’t those shoes the ones that you clip onto that bar in your room and hang upside down? didn’t richard gere used to own those?
What a cute J.A.P.
Coolest shoes ever, and so is she…..coolest ever I mean.
what an annoying idiot bitch. i hate her!! she’s sooooo not funny.
about time shes single. sexy bitch