I Don’t Ask for Them, They Just Magically Appear in My Inbox These Days

September 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet


I’m just saying.


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56 Responses to “I Don’t Ask for Them, They Just Magically Appear in My Inbox These Days”

  1. Jess says:

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. TSS says:

    I know there’s a Chicken Little joke in here somewhere.

  3. MillieRoc says:

    I just vomitted in my mouth a little…….

  4. FrozeRightHere says:

    Ewww, that doesn’t mean you have to post them…I mean, what, look at the midget eating chicken? Sigh. I’m just sayin’.

  5. Kelsey says:

    He found a woman smaller than him…. thats headless.

  6. AnneA says:

    they are lambchops.. by the way. not chicken. & it’s height challenged, not midget. teehee. yuk!

  7. AnneA says:

    they are lambchops.. by the way. not chicken. & it’s height challenged, not midget. teehee. yuk!

  8. AnneA says:

    they are lambchops.. by the way. not chicken. & it’s height challenged, not midget. teehee. yuk!

  9. lily says:

    that is just creeeeeepy

  10. Daver says:

    Well that ruined my afternoon.

  11. Tracee says:

    wow that was scary….i’m gonna have to sleep with the lights on tonight

  12. Karma says:

    Poor guy, probably won’t ever truly trust anybody again… I mean he had what he thought was a normal relationship ~ enough so that he let her take funny pictures of him.

    Now she’s using them to make fun of him…

    My boyfriend owns a small store where Verne went shopping about a month ago and he said that he was Such a nice guy.. he was happy to meet him.

    This is sad ~ please stop…

  13. antisocialite says:

    Why would anyone date this man? WHY?

  14. DesC says:

    This is the stuff of nightmares folks

  15. Princess says:

    ewww he’s nasty! why would anyone date him?

  16. me says:

    Everyone (ok, mostly women) has a tendancy to go out with anyone, regardless of looks, if they have ANY claim to fame. That’s how all the losers like screech and andy dick get laid.

  17. TrilCril says:

    If you go back and look at him in Austin Powers and then look at him now he seriously looks like he has lost a lot of weight.

  18. Caz2 says:

    I have to agree with Karma on this one. This is just low.

  19. censorthis says:

    so he ate the dog after he fucked it? his nasty girlfriend was sitting right across from him taking this photo, so that makes her even worse than he is. this is an example of what happens after snorting too much coke off your mediawhore bitches belly.

  20. Brooke says:

    Jesus F*cking Christ he is the scariest little man I’ve ever seen!

  21. Jess says:

    Oh please… this man has way more than enough money to pay for therapy for a few years… he’ll get over it… until then Ima laugh. If he can’t take this with some humor then he’s a tightwad and that’s his problem not mine… the porno, that I agree is going way to far.. not that I wouldn’t watch it, I’m just saying… but these pics aren’t anything bad… they’re funny

  22. Kristen says:

    In the first picture, he looks like Frank the bunny, from Donnie Darko. It scares me a little

  23. PiratePete says:

    Pictures like these make me think I love you beet ;)

  24. Skye says:

    holy. fuck.

  25. Notorious says:

    U guys are dicks,,, yeah funny 2 make fun of some1 who is disabbled. grow up losers.. U will get yours,, TRUST

  26. Notorious says:

    U guys are dicks,,, yeah funny 2 make fun of some1 who is disabbled. grow up losers.. U will get yours,, TRUST

  27. Peep says:

    He is a sick little man.

  28. hehe says:

    this just made my day :)

  29. Chris says:

    Correct me if I’m wrong.

  30. Kattis says:

    Please ignore her Beet she aint worth the spotlight!

  31. MamaMia says:

    That is nasty!

  32. hawaiihula says:

    oh my my

  33. Jessicatx says:

    that’s another reason why I will always be a vegan! ew!

  34. joan says:

    to all of you who are trying to stand up for him- do you not understand that he is posing for a photo miming cunnilingus on his lamb chops? jeez.

  35. I'm so glam, I piss glitter! says:

    you guys… this picture is in no way creepy because he is a little person.. it’s hilariously creepy because HE is hilariously creepy!! hahahah.. and i think he knows it too. i mean, come on. who deliberately allows photos like this to be taken of them!!!!! when friends/lovers take photos of me i always check them out for approval. and remember kids HE IS a celebrity. not much of one, but one. so why is making fun of other celeb’s drug and eating disorders okay to poke at (or jessica simpson’s ass) but little people are off limits? hypocrisy.

  36. censorthis says:

    re: I’m so glam, I piss glitter!

    speaking of not much of a celebrity; welcome back to the discussion ranae. i’m still waiting to see your vagina.

  37. Kim says:

    this guy censorthis is fucking weird, he thinks everyone is ranae. dude i think she has a life rather than to sit here and read all of this shit about herself, that would be pretty lame, almost as lame as you sitting on here every single day lol

  38. Tracy says:

    I have to be honest – his face frightens me more than a little in that close up picture. I may have nightmares.

  39. Debby says:

    Ewww…just ewww…DH thought he was going to get lucky tonight but now all I have in my head is the image of Verne’s tounge sticking out in the crotch of a lamb chop.

  40. morgan says:

    i love how centhrois thinks if anyone says anything nice about this chick that they are her. why is it so hard to believe that some people may actually like her? you guys are sooo stupid.

  41. jemms says:

    poor you. that sucks.

  42. Ashley says:

    OMG. That is soooo funny. I’m still laughing. Can’t stop. Can’t breathe for laughing. About to pass…

  43. Whitt says:

    This is downright hilarious. NOT b/c he’s a little person, but it doesn’t hurt the hilarity. I’m scared, but I can’t stop looking!

  44. wileEcoyote says:

    ahhh…stop it Beet!…..you`re killing me :):):):)

  45. Daisy says:

    Holy shit, please post a warning! This is horrible!

  46. censorthis says:

    re: morgan

    it’s easy. nobody likes this girl, except for the train wreck effect. otherwise, she’s just a toss off, much like an ugly pound dog that nobody will ever adopt.

  47. Tako says:

    lol.. Beet.. Come on now.. This is fucking scary..

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