I Don’t Ask for Them, They Just Magically Appear in My Inbox These Days: Part III
September 12th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Thanks Beth!
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She has about the same amount of fashion sense as the thirteen year old sluts populating the streets these days.
Why doesn’t anyone stop her from going out like this?
She looks like a disaster.
ok a. who the hell is that, and b. wtf was she thinking?
Wow! Amy Winehouse looks fantastic here!
re: anna
13 year old sluts go out dressed like this? what streets do you populate? i’m waiting to book my travel.
Who is she and why isn’t she wearing a bra?
Wow is that Aubrey O`day? She got big! and she looks horrible!!
I didnt even know that was her until i clicked on one of the pics and it was named aubrey
She looks like a pinata…. with nipples.
A home sewing project!
re: censorthis
The streets of Denmark. You’d think it being constantly rainy outside would encourage them to put on clothes. But no.
The only big difference between them and Aubrey O’day is that they have yet to develop boobs. Proper ones anyway.
re: anna
funny, i was already going to fly to denmark just to see windmills. now i have two reasons, windmills and improper boobs. thanks for the heads up.
ps; really, it must be fucking awesome to live in denmark. congrats.
re: censorthis
you need to come to denmark in the summer then. People are allowed to be as naked as they want on the beach. Which turns out rather unfortunate when the older men decide to air their flower sticks…
Denmark is a pretty great, and extremely tiny, country.
re: anna
i can put up with a bunch of nasty old flower sticks if i get to see improper boobies. frankly, talking to you is much like i would imagine it would be if i had a sit down with bjork. i bet you are really perky, which is totally a compliment.
re: censorthis
Honey, there’s nothing improper about boobies, as long as you’re not going to work half naked. You’re just being corrupted by the American censorship. I seriously think American teens are going to be scarred for life by this idea they have that boobs are naturally gravity defying.
Anyway, I am actually quite perky. Which half-disgusts me now that I think about it. Oh well, what can you do?
I am right in assuming that you’re from the US of A, no?
i would still hit that
Okay I’ve never heard of this chick and decided to do some research on who she is. It says she’s a singer/entertainer. But this is the first picture that comes up. http://cm1.dotspotter.com/media/0/49/87/aubrey-o-day-fsas-5.0.0.0×0.432×547.jpeg Put that in your browser. Frightening.
re: anna
i knew you were perky, babe! i bet you wear cool clothes and walk through fields of barley and shit too. once beet turns this site into a dating site, i want to be first in line to come by your straw thatched farmhouse and brush your hair 100 times a day. and yes, of course i’m from the us of a. can’t you tell by my idiotic banter, poor penmanship and lame ass attempts at scoring with chicks?
diddy needs to reign in his pet project—pronto. it’s obvious the girl is having issues. from the make up to the hair to the clothes. she just keeps on looking more made up and out-landish. it’s as if she’s trying to make up for how insecure she is.
re; anonymous
i would totally hit that too. in a literal sense, mind you, but i’d still hit it.
re: censorthis
I don’t, actually. Walk through fields of barley, I mean. I prefer not to splash around in cow manure and ruin my wonderful knock-off Vans.
-GASP!- I knew you reminded me of G. Bush for some strange reason.
re; anna
ummm….does this mean i can or can’t still brush your hair 100 times a day? what if i said i voted for ralph nader?
re: censorthis
It depends on the brush. And if your strokes are hard or slow and gentle.
I will now admit to the fact that I have no freaking idea who he is.
Independent?
*sobbing* Why oh why can’t the cameras avoid this skankypuss for just 24 hours Why??? They truly have no soul.
She can afford a shitty dress but she can’t afford a bra.
ugh.
This is just, I don’t know, I’m stupefied. I really wish I knew the backstory on this–where is she, who are the other people, but most of all, why? For the love of God, why?
Frig!!! I have been looking for my lufta shower sponge all summer long and it’s been hanging on this no names nipples all this time!!!
Ive seen prostitutes wear more
Thats Aubrey from Danity Kane and she is sexy as hell. Don’t get jealous girls because she is dope