Who Wants to See Jessica Simpson’s Bare Ass?
September 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet
So, uh, during her Good Morning America performance, apparently the wind got the better of Jessica Simpson, revealing that she decided against wearing panties with this skirt during her performance.
To see this shot from behind — and trust me, you want to — jump in.
Thanks Rob!
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I finally figured out why you call yourself Beet.
cozy
what bare ass? looks like a granny butt to me
What happened to her?
this makes me feel SOOO much better about myself! My day juts improved 108%
this makes me feel SOOO much better about myself! My day just improved 108%
she obviously didn’t get a clue in her bleached head to wear panties.
stupid! hahaha!
her ass is rather flat.. guess it all went to her boobs
spank-o-licious, now i know why Tony Romo picked her!
She has one nasty butt.
Is this on youtube somewhere?
She is probably wearing a thong people!!!!!!!!!
her ass looks like old cheese….how old is she again….. forget Daisy Duke..looks more like Catus Duke
whoever her workout coach is should be fired, as she’s beginning to look like a linebacker. her ass has more craters than the last time i looked through my telescope at the moon.
where are panties
she IS getting a bit round around the edges…
Did you hear about Carrie Underwood’s alleged comments about Jess’ weight? HAH
Puts a whole new meaning to junk in the trunk.
blech cottage cheesy
Stop making fun of her body. No one’s is perfect, especially all of yours (and you know it). It’s a pretty nice ass; no ass is perfect. We ALL know that.
my ass is perfect…
WAIT!!!!!!!!
…ok, yeah it is.
And yet no one has mentioned the bald spot on the top of her head… sigh.
The first photo is pricesless. Oh, Jessica.
“Pricesless”? Hmm.
Wow! Since her split from Nick Lacey, Jessica just is not relevant any more. Some one should tell her.
She has gained a lot of weight and just can’t get away with a wiggle and a giggle anymore. It is so sad to watch her these days.
there is justice in the world i feel better about my ass
mohappy- I totally noticed the bald spot and was thinking the same!
I’m very disappointed in her outfit its just wrong(for her).
is something wrong with her?
who cares if she has a bit of an ass, atleast she is not trying to be stick thin like most girls out there giving the wrong message that you have to be minus 0 to be perfect!
Thongs don’t count as panties. If you’re going out in a dress on a windy day, and you’re going to be on national TV, choose underwear that covers your ass. It’s pretty simple, really.
That is one totally unflattering dress – not even counting the flippy little skirt.
She’s nowhere near being fat, and yet, this dress makes her look fat.
I like women on the thick side, to be sure, but in flattering clothing, please.
ok lets just all agree that she need to stick to jeans we all know she had a nice ass at one time and can have it again, just look at britney.
WOW! It’s really lumpy! And I agree, she could be wearing a thong, but if so, still a bad choice. She’s on Letterman tonight. I’ll defintely be watching to see how she is. What a “coo” Beet. You go girl!
She got big and there is a thong lost in them there cheeks.
Me thinks thats the view TonyRo sees most since I heard butter-butt Jessi likes things kinky and is quite thrilled to accomdate her men by taking them the hard way (”Knock-Knock…Who’s there? The Back Door that’s who!”). At least he doesn’t have to look at her fugly mug making goofy faces.
Guys, you are aware that she’s clenching right?
My ass looks like that when I clench- everyones does.
britney does have an a** and when she was fit she had an awesome rockin body! jessica has never had a rockn bod like brit…her ass is flat and really not that great. her butt is to flat for a thong…but who wears a thong anyway with a dress especially on a windy day??? she really is a desperate skamk tryin to sell her ass i mean oops her album!
Her expression in the top photo tells the whole story as she tries to hold down the front of her dress on a windy day so we don’t get a good look at her bare pussy.
WOAH! you guys are nasty. if this was a picture of you what would your ass look like?
exactly.
just cus shes a bleached blonde big boobed singer doesnt mean shes perfect.
hell i’m a bleached blonde big boob singer and my ass looks about the same and i’m a size 2. wa wa wa
correction *the singer part.. i dont do it well… at all. i prefer to sing naked in the shower… take a picture of my ass there. BITCH :)
It aint that bad………….
:)
Eh. It’s an ass.
The true crime is the dress/jacket. Awful.
Ew.. her ass looks old…
If she didn’t wear a thong, she’d get VPL, and everyone would laugh at her for that. Her bum looks fine to me. What are you guys, obsessed with unachievable ideals of beauty or just fifteen-year-olds who don’t have a clue yet what a normal woman looks like? And as for thongs getting lost in big bum-cheeks – yeah, that’s what’ll happen on a healthy adult female unless she is unusually boyish of figure. That said, the dress isn’t great. Most women, especially singers with their well-developed diaphragm and core muscles, and especially those with big busts, can’t wear dresses cut like that without looking about five months pregnant. JSimp, girl, it’s not working for you!
I’m with Grace on this one. Can anyone here actually tell me their ass is better? Seriously? I”m tall and skinny but my ass sags and I have cellulite. Why? Cos I’m a woman in her twenties and unless you get tons of exercise that’s what your ass will look like.
You haters can go fuck each other. If she was skinny you’d complain. I’m not particularly fond of the girl but she has a great voice and fair dues if she wants to be known for that rather than a tight ass. I’m literally disgusted. Y’all have eating disorders or something
OMG EW
are we sure she’s not pregnant? I mean, forget the ass – the dress was bad to begin with. But what else would explain such a swift decline?
You don’t go out without panties in the wind, and being up on a stage!! I am quite sure the people down below her got a money shot.
How about the back fat?? She looks like a stuffed potato.
and the bald spot is so flattering.
ohhhhhh, so THAT’s why I’m gay!
GROOOOOOSS
kudos to grace
What the FUCK is she wearing? She looks like a mother of five going to a fancy PTA dinner at the local Elks club.