Some Days, All the Hard Work Really Pays Off
September 10th, 2008 by Evil Beet
In my MySpace friend requests today.
Ranae Shrider, sex tape partner of one Verne Troyer, admiring my work.
Thanks, Ranae. I’m a fan of your work, too. If you were in any way involved in getting that lobster bib on Verne, I think we’re gonna be great friends. Call me, babe.
(Ranae’s MySpace page is here.)
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Congrats, Beet. That’s phenomenal. And the pacifier picture is priceless.
Wow that’s awesome Ranae…..
When you get all famous from this porn scandal just make sure you don’t forget the little people.
Ooops…my bad.
I love it.
Totally off topic.. but..
Hey Beet - you should totally buy this hoodie for lounging around in!
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yeah, isn’t it so great to get invited to be friends with women that would not only have sex with hideous alcoholic midgets but then promote them for her own benefit. i make it a point to have skanky, slutty, marginally attractive whores as one of my myspace friends. maybe, if you’re lucky, you get some carnival freaks wanting to be your friends soon!!! you must be so proud.
Don’t listen to Cenorthis Beet…..
Ranae has friends in high places.
Aw shit…my bad again.
centhoris maybe you should go to her page, she seems cool and like she actually loved vern. you are stupid. the fact that she reads beets things and thinks they are funny shows her true character that she can make fun of herself. damn you are a jerk. but tss you are funny as shit and i hope renae is reading your comments and laughing. this has to be a tough situation for her so shut up centhoris.
I’m just playin with ya RaeRae.
Actually Verne is down right gangsta n shit….
Hey, when ya’ll were together did he call you his short?
^ his shorty
I think I fell in love with her when I saw the midget-clip album.
re girl;
yeah, she really loved him didn’t she. that’s why she shopped the sex tape and allowed all of us to bend over with laughter at the thought of their sexual romps being seen on film. she loved him? yeah, right. your pal sucked his infant sized weenie in exchange for the almighty dollar that he was padding her remora like life with. she’s a fucking parasite, period. i did look at her myspace page and came away from it realizing that only a brainless douche would think her page was cool.
Alright …enough…enough….. I’m outta here.
I got a hot date….. Not as hot as yours RaeRae, but it’ll have to do.
Hey, just one last question…
when you asked him to go down on you…..which way did he go?
censorthis, it was my understanding that HE shopped the sex tape so he could sue and get some money in his greedy little (hee) hands.
Dear Ranae,
I think everybody here has one really important question they’d like to have answered. Exactly how many times did you shove little Verne entirely up into your vaginal canal and then push him out of it while in a public place giving the effect to everybody around that you were actually giving birth to him? That’s really the only reason I could see any normal sized woman dating an elf.
Love,
Klipper
TSS, you’re starting to grow on me ;-)
I read her blog, and think that her last post about Verne was petty and transparent. Nice attempt for the IRS to check in on him.
Slut.
I read some of her blogs also. And I would say she’s being a typical hanger-on and jealous ex-girlfriend. What a pathetic attempt at a few minutes of fame to spark her non-existent acting career.
Ashley, sounds like you are jealous of her and you want mini me all to yourself lmao. its no secret he has tax problems, its all over tmz……… ashley if you hate her so much then stop reading her shit. i think shes cool, if you ever come to arkansas, stop by renae, you are cool. youre a hater because you probalby have a boring life and no boyfriend and are jealous. oh and i watched the tape, its now 15 bucks but soooo worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hilarious and worth every penny paid
tracy, jealous of what? he has no money and is a d list celebrtiy, seriously. you guys are so stupid. besides if you hate her so much then stop talking about her cuz its giving her publicity. you all need to get laid cuz ur bitter bitches lmao
Wow. I am commenting on a post about her. I’m not walking around spouting off to anyone who will listen. I was giving my opinion. That is what the comments section of a blog is for. I never said I hated her, she’s under the radar as far as I’m concerned. And as far as jealous of what? I would say she’s jealous of the fact that no matter what she does or doesn’t do, he still has more fame then she does because at the end of the day, she’s just the girl who had a sex tape with Mini-Me. What a way to be remembered.
TRACY THATS FUCKING TRUE, AT LEAST HE IS IN THE D LIST AND THAT GIRLS IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE LIST, YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY.
GIRL**
Is it just me…or is this just sooo wrong on so many levels? This bis-natch is way twisted. She needs a serious mental evaluation. Harsh but true.
roger that, DJ! this chick = just a retarded whack job. not to mention INCREDIBLY dumb (hey whore - go for an A list celebrity if you seriously wanna screw your way to the top!) i’m so tired of stupid people. i’m moving to the country and burning my TV - fuck this shit.
P.S. she’s apparently a hardcore kiss-ass too. you don’t believe what she wrote you, do ya Beet? i sure as hell don’t…i can see right through that smile - she got backstabbing cunt written aaaaall over her, mang.
go look at her photos on her myspace page. she chases after the likes of jessica simpson and frankie muniz and has a folder devoted to the papparazi chasing her after she leaked the tape. also, the photos of her house prove what kind of a woman she is. nasty, dirty, cluttered, cheap. just like most other coked up strippers and street whores. also, her family is whack. i bet they eat possum.
i have no respect for anyone who gets fame attention for being in a sex tape ( kin kardashian, paris hilton, this girl ect.) but we do share a love for marilyn monroe and her movie Some Like It Hot, like it say son her myspace
Kim, quit ruining Beet’s page with your incessant ramblings.
Kthx.
The song she chose for her page was somewhat clever.