Comments on: Gentlemen, Break Out the Vaseline

By: Janaycore

Janaycore — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:18:05 +0000

I’m a little disturbed that this picture has anything to do with voting. She looks like she going to get raped or something.

By: f.

f. — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:24:36 +0000

Ugh I dunno why guys think she’s hot…she’s alright but her personality makes it worse&I think the reason they gagged her was because she kept saying”why do make me a sex symbol?why am I just there for my looks?me…hot?Am I?I don’t think I am”NOT CUTE!

By: censorthis

censorthis — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:56:57 +0000

she should reconsider being tied up with rubber straps. it really makes her nose look big. i don’t mind her being bound, but not if it takes away from her good looks.

By: mireee

mireee — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:49:47 +0000

I don’t even find her gorgeous, just an average, pretty actress. Natalie Portman is much more beautiful!

By: Bee Hind

Bee Hind — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:07:58 +0000

I’m with you JR. I also feel the same way about celebrities who blather on about how we need to save the planet and they continue to fly in private jets and live in gigantic houses. Celebrities really need to just shut the hell up.

By: me

me — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:01:23 +0000

I use to really like Jessica from way back in the day when she was on flipper, idle hand.. way back then. Now that she’s a little more famous and predictably blond (as is required in that tax bracket), I always see her on TMZ being a bitch and not wanting to be photographed but always in paparazzi hangouts. STOP BEING A STUCK UP BITCH JESSICA!

By: JR

JR — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:03:06 +0000

I think she’s obnoxious, pretentious and dumb as a bag of hammers, so she should spend most of her time gagged with duct tape.

By: Abbi

Abbi — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:23:57 +0000

Hey don’t get vaseline it’ll MELT the rubber XD.

By: gumball

gumball — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:12:34 +0000

She’s seriously making me rethink how important is my right and duty to voting.. Yeah voting for whom ever will stop the madness and prevent this stupid ad nonsense from happening again.

By: Klipper

Klipper — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:39:48 +0000

Seriously.. if you’ve got Jessica Alba tied and gagged while you’re forcing her to watch Honey, why not poop on her chest while you’re at it? If you have anybody bound and gagged you might as well take a dump on them.