Quotables
September 9th, 2008 by Evil Beet
“He’s not hot at all, but supernice.â€
An anonymous girl who partied with Michael Phelps after the VMAs on Sunday, to Ted Casablancas.
Mikey reportedly partied the night away, then took his entourage, along with a group of girls back to his hotel in West Hollywood. What happened next is a mystery …
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Beavis and Butt-his-head.
I guess she didn’t see him with his shirt off in a banana hammock like the rest of us.
I’m guessing they filled up the tub in his hotel room and watched Michael swim laps.
I don’t care how hot is body is, I would not be able to deal with that mug!
He has as much charisma as a fart in a mineshaft.
Ashley, that’s what paper bags are for.
There’s that face again, damnit. I’ll be glad when no one gives a shit about him anymore. That smiling face gives me nightmares.
And mystery… yeah.
You’d think with the money he has he could get his teeth fixed and a good nose job. He’s probably a nice guy but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to put a saddle on him and feed his giant horse head an apple.
He is a double bagger.
Face like a chimp and ears like an elephant.
I guess they probably watched tv
and compared purity rings
@Janaycore - I had a similar thought, but because I’m completely vulgar mine went “that’s why we have doggy style”.
I am so TIRED of hearing; oh his face is not hot, hes ugly; he is not ugly people did we see his body. HOT HOT HOT Hes just not as attractive with his clothes on as he is will them off. I would surely trade off a little in the face department for the best body on the planet. I bet I could train him to do what i want in bed too, he takes well to training:) he does not look like a horsey u guys are so mean
I am not mean,
exactly the opposite,I always stand for him,
but I ‘m hoping he’ll let his hair grow
because it frames his face more conveniently
haha - dude is fugly, but I’d still do him.
Tall thin white boy - bet you 8 gold medals he is hung like a horse. Trust me on this. Some people can find water in the desert, I can find a Caucasian male with a huge schlong - and a swimmers body on top of that. Come on! If he, myself and a Sade CD are ever in the same room - it’s over.