OH PRAISE JESUS!!!!

September 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet


The Mini-Me sex tape is ON THE INTERNET!!!!

It’s $9.95 for a one-week “membership” to the site, but just the photos on the front page are worth seeing.

I’ll wait until someone puts it on YouTube.

HOORAY!!! HOORAY!!! HOORAY!!!

This makes my whole day!!!


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20 Responses to “OH PRAISE JESUS!!!!”

  1. N says:

    You are welcome, Beet!

    If you found out from my email, that is.

    Either way, I would like to give myself a pat on the back.

  2. Klipper says:

    Unless she shoves him entirely up into her vaginal canal, goes to a busy public place and then, as she screams that her water has broken, gives birth to little Troy in front of everybody. He then would proceed to cry and poop himself on the ground as onlookers cheered and high-fived. I’d watch that tape.

  3. Señor Loco says:

    Klipper, that’s brilliant! This plot line should definitely be included in Jackass 3!

  4. CazMinx says:

    Klipper that was both revolting and hilarious :)

  5. The VHT says:

    Little people big fetish.

  6. censorthis says:

    instead of downloading the movie, i decided to just spend $1.99 for a can of vienna sausages and poked one of them through my unzipped jeans. for 99 cents, you can see a photo of it if you like.

  7. What Ev says:

    Link is not working

  8. quirkygirlkitten says:

    all togethere now: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  9. V. Eye Pete says:

    Gag me with a dwarf…. ugh.

  10. beetlejuice says:

    that is just allllll kiiiinds of wrong!!!!

  11. Wisermom says:

    It took forever to load the site - insert joke here!! And they asked for payment without even showing us a teaser. EB, I’ll be waiting for you to let us know where to get our cheap ‘mini’ thrills - insert another joke here!

  12. Snowdevil says:

    I have no more interest in seeing that video than I do in seeing that picture again and again and again…………………..

  13. FrozeRightHere says:

    This whole thing just creeps me the hell out. I’d be more likely to pay money never to have to see another picture of his tongue again.

  14. Miss Martine says:

    O no, the link is not working! Devastation. I am trying to write an essay here. Now how am I supposed to procrastinate?

  15. Anon says:

    Picture from my favorite restaurant in Santa Monica, ugh. I want my seat disinfected before I sit there again!

  16. God Praise Evil Beet says:

    Censor this… I’m down. Anybody else?

  17. God Praise Evil Beet says:

    Censorthis… I’m down. Anybody else?

  18. wileEcoyote says:

    still crackin` me up every time that pic comes around!
    :):):):):)…….. (best freebie giggle of the year)

  19. slouchy says:

    Wait! I have to watch “One Night in Paris” first.

  20. KB says:

    at any rate…thanks for running the photo again. will NEVER get sick of laughing at it.

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