Minnie Driver Pops Out That Kiddo
September 8th, 2008 by Evil Beet
There’s been nothing mini about Minnie Driver lately, but luckily for all of us those days are now behind us.
After three long years of pregnancy, Ms. Driver finally gave birth to son Henry Story Driver, on Friday in LA. The little boy weighed in at 9 pounds, 12 ounces, and Minnie’s still keeping mum on the identity of the father. Not that anyone would care anyway.
Congrats, Minnie.
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it’s about time she pooped that thing out
i thought her baby would weigh more than that…she looked humongous.
9 pounds 12 ounces is hardly little. That’s like half of an Olsen Twin dropping out of her! Her vagina canal must be all huge and deformed.. perhaps resembling Michael Phelps minus the horse odor?
Oh come on Klipper, you know she has a c-section.
Anyone ask what Tom Brady was doing 9 months ago? :-)
Anything that keeps this chick off the screen is OK with me. She is a mediocre actress who got lucky.
Babies are little miracles however and we wish them all a happy and healthy life.
In that picture she looked like she could burst at any moment, poor cow.
Congratulations Minnie! Well done.
Congrats! She just gave birth to a toddler!
giant baby!
That’s exactly what I weighed at birth. But in my defense I was a ver long/tall baby. Freaky… My best friend just gave birth to a three week early 10 lb 9 oz. baby. He’s the biggest premi in the NICU!
I love Jenna Elfman, but her naming her kid “Story” started another idiotic trend. Thanks Jenna, now we’ll have hundreds of boys with the first or middle name “Story.” Does Minnie admire Jenna?
How many Zuma Nesta’s will there be thanks to Gwen and Gavin?
My first daughter was 8′9″. She was super skinny but very, very long. Minnie Driver is like 10 feet tall. Plus, that little guy baked in there a very long time. I’m not surprised he weighs so much.
Good for Minnie, and let’s not assume it was c-section.
Henry is a great name! Story, not so much.
‘lise, not to burst your bubble but to be considered premature the baby must be born before 36 wks (thats 4 wks early) and be under 5 lbs. good luck to your friends baby if it’s in the NICU.