Holy Hell!
September 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Christina Aguilera’s VMA look.
Discuss.
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She looks like Brook Hogan’s MOM
She’s a really pretty girl – why does she always pile on all that crap? Christina, you look like a drag queen.
I agree…she’s got such a natural beauty.
Although I don’t mind the dress too much….
Her eyes are scaring the crap out of me
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she looks like a slutty mermaid….
Christina Aguilera, apparently, does not own a mirror.
What’s up, Mortisha?
Blech! That dress looks like one of those Halloween costumes you buy in a plastic bag at the grocery store. I believe this one would be called “Spider Empress.” Same goes for the eyeliner and lashes–she found those on the endcap of Aisle 4. Why Christina? WHY?
that dress looks really heavy
and it makes her boobs look old and saggy
Looks like a blonde Elvira.
miss the red lipstick, makes her stand out from the other cookie cutter blondes
I guess she’s trying to be Gen-X’s ‘Elvira’… but blonde and minus the beehive.
too much blush and waaaaayyy too much eyeliner!
tranny
i agree with casey
she looks like lynda hogan
uncanny
I agree with Casey, she really looks like Linda Hogan, lmao
i just don’t get it. she has soo much money and she can’t afford a stylist?
Hogan is the first thing I thought as well.
I’m okay with the makeup and hair (I like crazy eye makeup though). The dress is just making her hips look huuuuge.
I couldn’t make her out till I payed attention 2 the eyes.
Linda Hogan?
Goth Tranny
Mix of Linda Hogan, Madonna and Donatella Versace. Hot tranny mess!
It makes sense after seeing her performance
Vomit in my mouth.
her singing was great. but her hips looked like they were 50″ wide. or was it just the pants that mader look hugh. but I love her anyway.
her singing was great. but her hips looked like they were 50″ wide. or was it just the pants that mader look hugh. but I love her anyway.
Whoever tricked her into this.. should be ashamed of themselves and fired!! They makeup with an all black dress would be fine, and her hair needs some body.
She doesn’t look very nice at all, and her performance was boring and I don’t think she was even singing…just baaad all round
maybe she tought that, well, everyone was going to talk about britney, so she do something for us to talk about her… even if its not a good talk
I love love love christina but she looks so much like Donatella Versace in these photos it scares me. This get up aged her 15 years at least.
WTF? I also thought it was Linda Hogan at first… come back Xtina, come back! And Brit looked perfect and normal and HOT
So so sad christina the dress is very nice but the makeup (sigh) are you serious? Where is your husband and why the hell did he let you go outside looking like that? You need to divorce him because he’s laughing at you like the rest of the world is.
Good God.
total prostitute.
entirely unattractive, head to toe.
What? Why? :(
LADY GAGA!!!!
That’s the only thing I’ll say!
I thought she was a Hogan when I first saw the pic. Not a good idea xtina… not good at all.
More like LADY GAG! By the way, how `bout that lip job?
She looks like a guppy that fell outta the fish bowl and turned black. Somebody throw some water on her.
Spot on. She looks like she went out and bought the Linda Hogan starter set.
it makes her hips look huge! and thats quite a feat on christina.
the dress is ok, the makeup is a lil over done but the hair. xtina, its time to put the bleach bottle down. please. your hair is begging you. i am begging you.
Doesn’t she look like a cheeky little minx..
Ha! Eugene is right! I was thinking Donatella too, but Hogan and Madonna are great throw ins to this awful mess.
Does she always have to slather on the make-up? Good lord!!
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eugene Says:
September 7th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Mix of Linda Hogan, Madonna and Donatella Versace. Hot tranny mess!
She looks cheap – plastic – tacky. Uck.
im gonna be one of the only people defending christina here – i’ve fallen victim to the piled on white eyeliner and the catlike liquid eyeliner, the thick foundation and the tacky lipstick – under a certain light you actually think you look pretty good. I dunno about Christina though, because surely she’s got the best make up light and the bast people to tell her she looks a bit of a mess?
I honestly thought this was Linda Hogan.
In fact, I think you’re lying that this is christina. Hideous.
She used to be such a pretty girl.
PLEASE christina, get your act together.
I must go and replace my retinas.
I, too, thought at first glance this was Linda Hogan. Admittedly, Linda Hogan on Weight Watchers, but Linda Hogan nontheless…
she looks like a madam. not good. .
When someone can look really pretty why oh why would you chose to look like that instead and the really sad thing is it must’ve taken frickin’ hours to get all that slap on – eww!