Holy Hell!
September 7th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Christina Aguilera’s VMA look.
Discuss.
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that dress added a few pounds to all the wrong areas, making her look big, and then the gothic makeup is done up to the tranny point :( she’s so beautiful (normally)
Spider Hoganish
I guess she wants to play Black Widow role,
the spider that kills her mate after intercourse…
…it’s kinda role playish.
Someone needs to take that putty knife away from her that she used to put on that makeup.
Does she not look in the mirror before leaving her house?
Wtf… She just LOVES the cheap hooker look, doesn’t she?.. What a shame.. Because she is pretty, i just don’t understand what makes her think she looks better when she looks like a whore..
…Like I say… Donatella Versace!
Remember when she first met Jordan Bratman and she toned everything down and she was OMG-so-pretty? What’s happened? Why has she had a relapse?
And I’m totally undecided on the look. :|
She forgot to ask for an honest reply to “Does this dress make my ass look fat?”
It’s not Halloween yet.
that’s whorendous!!
poor christina. who the hell let her out of the house looking like that? someone must have her told her “you look so hot”, but they were obviously lying to her face!!!
she would only look good under TOTAL DARKNESS.
i mean, i only pile on the makeup when i go out to night clubs, because it’ll be dark inside and you need to put a bit more on so it can show up.
urghh!!! what the hell was she thinking?! and indeed, looking a whole lot like linda hogan, that cannot be a good thing. Also, stop with the make-up already!!!
Oh sweet jesus….i don’t even know what to say except *vomit*
tranny. lol
When did Elvira go blond? Oh Wait… Who’s mistress of the darkness now bitch?
Neat.
she looks like a tranny/porn star
No. no no. A thousand times no. We’ve all seen this look before, but the problem is the look (IMO) is she’s trying to be the platinum blonde Elvira.
God Praise, thank you for thinking the exact thing I was. All she’s missing is more cleavage and life.
Wouldn’t be surprised if she was wearing booby tassles under there. lmfao
Wow. She’s moving into Mariah territory at a rapid pace.
So unclassy. What happened to that gorgeous Retro look she had going on? Christina, you’re a MOMMY now. Don’t embarrass that helpless little boy like this.
It’s painful to watch her. She used to be pretty somewhere underneath that….I don’t know what happened to her, but she looks awful these days!
OMFG. Linda Hogan is that YOU?
EDIT: Reading MOST of the comments I see everyone agrees hehehe!
its CHER!!!
Def passing as Hogan – urgh.
Christina – I know people give you crap, because you aren’t perceived to be as pretty as Brit, but you have actual talent. (don’t hate – I’m a Brit fan too -but come on – you know she’s a performer and Christina is an actual singer). With those gorgeous baby blues she could totally pull off Mariah’s color. I hate the dress, but she is rocking that post baby body.
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# Lah-Dee-Dah Says:
September 7th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Blech! That dress looks like one of those Halloween costumes you buy in a plastic bag at the grocery store. I believe this one would be called “Spider Empress.†Same goes for the eyeliner and lashes–she found those on the endcap of Aisle 4. Why Christina? WHY?
This – i wonder how my sister would precept it