Take That, Paris!

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Lydia Hearst — the socialite, the heiress, the malnourished — took to the catwalk to walk for Mark Bouwer’s spring collection this week, and, you gotta admit, this girl knows how to give face. It’s not that Lydia hasn’t been around forever — she has — but she’s always been kind of eclipsed by Paris Hilton. But Paris is lying low these days, as are so many of our former tabloid favorites, and it’s interesting to watch this new group of girls jostling for position as we prepare to elect a new homecoming court in the gossip world.


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24 Responses to “Take That, Paris!”

  1. Sheila says:

    She is disgusting looking. I..I just, well, can’t or don’t want to do it. It’s too easy and too hard all at the same time. It makes me want to cry, scream or maybe stab myself. I can’t live in the same universe with this creature.

  2. ha says:

    she told me she doesn’t like you either SHEILA

  3. b says:

    Has “she” always been a girl?

  4. Emily says:

    HAHA about that comment above me! I think she has nice legs but her upper body is a bit twiggish!

  5. ha says:

    hey b, you’re probably fat, don’t be jealous, just lay off the food

  6. wpolochick says:

    Hey ha you’re probably a dumbass, so don’t be a jerk.

  7. johnson says:

    her head is HUGE, she looks like a lolipop. or bobblehead

  8. b says:

    i like to eat too much so i don’t like skinny people

  9. johnson says:

    i wish my johnson was huge :(

  10. jk says:

    I never noticed before, but Paris Hilton is a complete hippo.

  11. AshleyStorm says:

    I’m not sure how it is possible to hate someone after only viewing a few photos of them…..but I really hate this girl.

    @ ha: It’s not because I am fat since I am far from it!

  12. Sarah says:

    She does have a really pretty face but she looks like Barbie would if she were a real person: scary! I can’t believe she’s not walking on all fours.

  13. boobboy says:

    man, where the hell are her boobs… come on, all you girls out there, do not compromise on breasts… rather be fat than breast-less

  14. jetsmom says:

    OMG it’s hair from the 80’s. The bitch needs to eat a cookie or something. But I like her better than Paris anyday!!!

  15. seriously says:

    check yourself, who’s a dumbass?

  16. seriously says:

    you have to give respect to get it, i don’t tolerate haters so i will therefore hate on all haters, back at ya bitches! HA!

  17. tigerlille says:

    Is that a dick or what bulging out of her crotch? Just wondering.

  18. V. Eye Pete says:

    There is a empty grand canyon of space where her crotch should be. She looks like one of the malnourished people you see in the fight against hunger adds. Her head is way too big. This is really not pleasant to look at… NEXT!

  19. Julie says:

    Ayyyy! My eyes! You should warn before posting a picture like this!

  20. Beth says:

    Her hair is bigger than her hips and boobs combined. I’m just sayin.

  21. beth says:

    I don’t like myself, i’m just sayin, so i have to down other people

  22. BMW says:

    her head is soooooooooooooooooo big! are you for real! you know your too skinny when the muscles in your inner thigh are looking extra stressed out!

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