Quotables

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


“If you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You have fatigue, low testosterone and a lower libido, but you know, I never got any complaints.”

Lance Armstrong, in a new interview with Men’s Journal.


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13 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. Verbatim says:

    Some women like three pump jumps then!

  2. julia, says:

    my computer hates me! and who cares about Lance, what has he done recently? He is not a star, why are people making him one?

  3. Bee Hind says:

    Is it my monitor, or did Lance just finish making out with Bozo the Clown? Why is the area around his mouth all red? I

  4. mambaX says:

    everyone knows by now
    cycling is a bad sport for men

  5. mobby says:

    Excuses, excuses.

  6. getagrip says:

    Spying is a bad sport too ;)

  7. getagrip says:

    When you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are indeed not a sex champion, but you are a f***ing lunatic. Nothing says sexy like sitting on a bicycle seat for a quarter of your day in tight shorts with your nuts pushed half way up your ass.

  8. censorthis says:

    re: getagrip: umm…in this freak of natures case it would be having your NUT pushed halfway up your ass.in fact, with just one nut, it might actually fit all the way.

  9. freakonthis says:

    i like to suck it! ;) not his shit though, i’m selective!

  10. Judy says:

    He’s not all that. He just thinks he is.

  11. Pinkbike says:

    I am a cancer survivor of three years now, and Lance is such an inspiration to me. Sitting in that chemo chair for hours, being so, so, sick, and still not knowing what each subsequent mammogram might bring – I would think of him and what he accomplished after having been giving a 0% chance of survival. He inspired me and has done so for countless other cancer survivors too. He is a hero and a tireless champion of survivor’s rights – and has accomplished far more than any of you sodding lowlifes combined probably ever will.

  12. donnie says:

    why is he talking
    like that
    he comes across a bit
    scary

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