Party Boy!
September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Now that his hard work is over, Michael Phelps is partying it up in Vegas with his boys!
Who’s he texting????
I DIDN’T GET A TEXT FROM YOU LAST NIGHT, PHELPSY!!!
WHO’S THE WHORE????
Okay guys, I have to leave now. The next flight from Seattle to Vegas leaves in an hour, and I am going to be on it. Because, hey, if I can’t land Phelps tonight, I’ll totally settle for the dude standing next to him. It’s a win/win for me!
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September 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
umm what is he wearing??? and his hands are HUGE!
September 5th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
im comming with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 5th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I see long fingers
but considering the size of his flippers
his hands cannot be out of proportion anyway,
I guess he’s wearing some kind of sport stuff
like Quicksilver or so
but he has some satin underneath
which is curious, makes me remind of satin sheets and all
have a nice trip to Vegas
LOL
September 5th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
you’re funny, beet.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Hey! I didn’t know you live in Seattle. I just moved to Ca. from Bellevue.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
He’s probably texting his jockey/trainer to make sure his new saddle fits right. I’m sure his giant horse head will be running in the Kentucky Derby again next year
September 5th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
i will acompany you on this trip beet. meet me in front of ceasers palace at 1:00 am sharp tomorrow night. i’ll bring the pistol, y’know, just in case we see the whore. *cough*lindsaylohan*cough*
September 5th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
The Olympics are over. Set your sights a little higher and move on.
September 5th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
what gay bar are they at?
September 5th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
uh oh Beet. Seems your boy was at the Playboy Club in Vegas and was touching some chick’s ass. Pictures on Radar.
September 5th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I agree Censorthis, I think the title should have read “Gay Boy” instead of “Party Boy”.
I am sorry but no hetero male allows another guy to lean his arm on him like that.
You poster boy is a peter puffer.
September 5th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I can’t believe you are so enamored of this guy. I really don’t think he is all that good looking. He is kind of a doofus…..
September 5th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Klipper, you are gradually restoring me to sanity. Thank you.
September 5th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Have fun in Vegas, Beet. Break a leg …. oh, wait. I take that back.
September 6th, 2008 at 12:20 am
I didn’t realize Helen Keller and Ray Charles collaborated on a line of hoodies.
September 6th, 2008 at 1:42 am
Be nice, Down Unda. It was the only one that fit him.
September 6th, 2008 at 2:14 am
yeah-i’d definitely take dude beside him instead-definitely.
September 6th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Haha, the way his mouth is open, he looks like a fish! hahahaha… but he is butter… from the neck down…