Party Boy!

September 5th, 2008 by Evil Beet


Now that his hard work is over, Michael Phelps is partying it up in Vegas with his boys!

Who’s he texting????

I DIDN’T GET A TEXT FROM YOU LAST NIGHT, PHELPSY!!!

WHO’S THE WHORE????

Okay guys, I have to leave now. The next flight from Seattle to Vegas leaves in an hour, and I am going to be on it. Because, hey, if I can’t land Phelps tonight, I’ll totally settle for the dude standing next to him. It’s a win/win for me!


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18 Responses to “Party Boy!”

  1. dizzle says:

    umm what is he wearing??? and his hands are HUGE!

  2. iiirene says:

    im comming with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. mambaX says:

    I see long fingers
    but considering the size of his flippers
    his hands cannot be out of proportion anyway,
    I guess he’s wearing some kind of sport stuff
    like Quicksilver or so
    but he has some satin underneath
    which is curious, makes me remind of satin sheets and all
    have a nice trip to Vegas
    LOL

  4. jemms says:

    you’re funny, beet.

  5. Emily says:

    Hey! I didn’t know you live in Seattle. I just moved to Ca. from Bellevue.

  6. Klipper says:

    He’s probably texting his jockey/trainer to make sure his new saddle fits right. I’m sure his giant horse head will be running in the Kentucky Derby again next year

  7. christine says:

    i will acompany you on this trip beet. meet me in front of ceasers palace at 1:00 am sharp tomorrow night. i’ll bring the pistol, y’know, just in case we see the whore. *cough*lindsaylohan*cough*

  8. mobby says:

    The Olympics are over. Set your sights a little higher and move on.

  9. censorthis says:

    what gay bar are they at?

  10. anon69 says:

    uh oh Beet. Seems your boy was at the Playboy Club in Vegas and was touching some chick’s ass. Pictures on Radar.

  11. Donkey Punch says:

    I agree Censorthis, I think the title should have read “Gay Boy” instead of “Party Boy”.

    I am sorry but no hetero male allows another guy to lean his arm on him like that.

    You poster boy is a peter puffer.

  12. Judy says:

    I can’t believe you are so enamored of this guy. I really don’t think he is all that good looking. He is kind of a doofus…..

  13. JR says:

    Klipper, you are gradually restoring me to sanity. Thank you.

  14. slouchy says:

    Have fun in Vegas, Beet. Break a leg …. oh, wait. I take that back.

  15. Down Unda says:

    I didn’t realize Helen Keller and Ray Charles collaborated on a line of hoodies.

  16. Asta says:

    Be nice, Down Unda. It was the only one that fit him.

  17. Ashley says:

    yeah-i’d definitely take dude beside him instead-definitely.

  18. mizzenne says:

    Haha, the way his mouth is open, he looks like a fish! hahahaha… but he is butter… from the neck down…

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